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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stay tuned after the show for a behind the scenes look at this week's episode of Big Man, Tiny Penis.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. I'll have the revenge. Extra cold.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me once again and I am stuck in some sort of Groundhog Day scenario and shame on me

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. In space no one can hear you scream for ice cream...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. For some reason I get strange looks when I ask the vintage of my juice boxes...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Fathers lock up your daughters! They are really mean to me....

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Need help finding that perfect gift? Well, fuck you

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Just a reminder that Santa might come to take you away at any time this holiday season. Please have your affairs in order

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Ive flung a tonne of cum since records begun but this none as fun as this one.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. His second book, "Fantastical Beastiality, Where to Stick It" initiated a golden era in wizard beast relations.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. real women have nerves

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. Ready for liftoff! T-minus... hot water is just a bunch of dry leaves in a bag.

    By Chunk Manmusk,   
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  13. E.T. new phone. Who dis?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Being world-famous is better than my brother who is known the world around for being spun off of a merry-go-round. He is "whirled famous"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. "I don't give an 'F!'l Vanna White shouted as she stomped off the set of her game show

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. The only thing that rhymes with "traffic" is "Giraffe Fic," my new erotic sub-genre coming soon to TNT this Fal

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  17. $2.50 for a sandwich rap; $3 for a ballad.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. The only thing harder than narrowing your Mt. Rushmore of Rap...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  19. Pop goes the weasel, Papa goes the Johns, and there but for the grace of God Popeyes.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  20. Back in the days when I was the Green Ranger, before I took Cialis to give myself a stranger, you could find my crab trap by shuffling in flip flops

    By bale_of_hail,
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  21. I'll take scary clowns over friendly mimes every single time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Topical morning to ya

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. There ain't no party like a Nazi party, 'cause a Nazi party don't stop.

    By MrMoxie,
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  24. When the head umpire yells "Strike!"', how come all the other umpires keep working?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. I've heard a strumpet play the trumpet, but I've never heard anyone say, "Hump it!" about a crumpet. Except for Ian. He's kind of a creep.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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