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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No, I don't think it's cool that your proctologist was in a jam band.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. "It's curtains for you!" joked the curtain salesman. Star wipe to: he was making the curtains with the victims' skin.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Americans call them cookies, Brits call them biscuits, and I call them something I probably shouldn't have eaten 200 of in one sitting.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  4. We humbly bow to our new alien overlords. Despite their insistence that Linkin Park is the greatest band ever.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. Young Judas touching my kneecaps , oh lawdy , this is as wet as it gets

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished and much anticipated by the commoners; however, I am concerned that yo mamma won’t last five minutes in the p

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. If I've got to fight for my right to party, then y'all better get ready, because hell hath no fury like party-starved fists of rage.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; and thus my pantaloons are yet again replete with a hot load of fear-induced turds.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Once, twice, three times a flaming black groundhog has crossed my path. Begone, thou dark, gay rodent of misfortune!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Let’s all just take a moment here and think about the consequences of dropping a penny off the Empire State Building. Not much, it turns out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Quote me on it: the 15th-century Voynich Manuscript really just has directions telling you the way to San Jose.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. Would it be unhumblebraggadocious for me to point out that my catchphrases are better than all others, even the legendary Shampoodler’s?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Actually it's Dr. Frankenstein's Monster's underwear, but I still don't know how they got in our car honey.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. It’s smellementary, my dear Snoutson.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I just got off a big fat plane from Iceland, which is as fat as your huge, fat mom is. She’s so fat, she’s as fat as a plane. The fattest of all the m

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. There’s a bluebird on my shoulder, and I think it’s about to pinch off a stinky white one.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Not so easy to be an American gigolo. Come Eddie, Bang, Bang!

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  18. Do they have turkeys in Turkey? Yes, but Turkey calls turkeys "hindi", which is also a language. Who's talkin' turkey now? Oy vey.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. You are once, twice, three times a lady and I am once, twice, three times suffering from OCD

    By gordonvision,
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  20. You're fired!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Wait for it...waaaaaiitt for it...and PAUSE it. There. Now tell me that's NOT the Pope's dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. If you think I give a shit about submitting catchphrases, i'll piss on everyone in here.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Happy yum-yum games! And may the cods be forever in your flavor.

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  24. Beacuse you know I'm all about them eggs. 'Bout them eggs, no bacon.

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  25. Beluga whale, Bermuda hail, Who the hail cares? Whale I do!!

    By KAPKAP,
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