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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In just a bit, I must admit...

    By dw3000,
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  2. This year, be careful with one-night stands. You don't want to spend the season lonely AND infested with STDs.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. So what if she's a one trick pony? Six second Rubik's Cube blindfolded on a unicycle is a killer good trick for a pony.

    By greazey_bob,
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  4. Free will or determination? Doesn't matter to this guy, as long as I have some comfy, stlyish Crocs on my feet.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. A Buddhist Proverb says: “When the philosopher points at the moon, the fool looks at the finger.” Then, fool gets slapped in the nuts.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Oscar Wilde's quote has been cheapened by history. It should fully read: "I can resist everything except temptation...and Sloppy Joes, extra sloppy."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Breaking! Breaking! Thandie Newton gives thrilling handy to Wayne Newton!

    By DeepImpactChopra,
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  8. Come in, Billy Yum-Yum Two-by-Two, over. We’ve got a 10-45 behind the Burger King, repeat, a 10-45 behind the Burger King, over.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Spoiler alert! This potato salad is way past its prime.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. No, no, no. It was the scene from Footloose with the dancing, not the bean from Toulouse with the gangrene.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Ms. Gibson's "Debbie Does Dallas" concert series left a lot to be desired considering what I expected her to be doing. Otherwise, it was fine.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. Comedy Bin Bag is sponsored by Active Shooter - the new cardio workout program from RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Ever since Magic Mike came out, Michael The Magician was forced into early retirement.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. Greedo is Good: The Star Wars Financial Trading Spinoff Board Game You've Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Ground Control to Major Tom...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  16. Your gender non-specific relative has such an unusual body shape that a humorous thing can be implied about it but not a hurtful one because feelings.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Shake me Jesus. Shake me up in the spraycan of life. Spray me Jesus. Graffiti me with your word o hip saviour.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Sometimes I look up at the stars and wonder.... "Do these celebrities know I'm hiding under their floorboards?"

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Keep your Full Nelson and Half Nelson. I'll take a Quarter Willie Nelson and be on my merry way.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. You podcastin' to me?

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  21. You may think I am grasping at straws a bit with this one, and your right! I wrote this catchphrase while playing straw fingers!

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. I'm a song and dance man, but I also like to tan the hides of all the animals I've killed with my van.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. When visiting friends or family in Canada, remember to bring a box of live rats for their snake god Glycon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Scat Cat McGillicutty fucked a pack of silly putty, but gently & with much care so that the putty felt special & appreciated

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Pity fuck me Dido. Ahh, fawn loss that she was. Imagine us the window washer, measured on the sill pon crunchied tide

    By greazey_bob,
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