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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Either I got mad jock itch or else my ringworms got some scabies on its genital warts.

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. If I knew how to spell mellifluous, I wouldn't have ended up in Prague.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Crippled with self-doubt, I somehow find the will to carry on. Or do I?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Hipster revue in 3...2...

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. When I die, I want my remains placed back inside my mother's womb

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. My name is rapping Scott and I'm here to say, the catchphrases lately are just okay

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Jimmy is sleeping with the fishes. He's into a lot of weird shit now after his breakup.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Guys that slay a lot of tang lay a lot of pike

    By Shitbird,   
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  9. Well, well, well. Look at what we have here. Three separate wells. Allllll next to eachother. Veeeerrrryyy interesting.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Fade to: Funky Town, year 2039. A cloaked, ashen leper dry humps a shattered disco ball.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. I could sure go for a snack...If the cheese and salami fits...put them on the Ritz! So, so buttery and delicious.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. How do you like them, apples?

    By beezyharps,
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  13. No, I don't habeas corpus, but I habeas a Corpus Christi, Texas beach casa...which is full of bodies.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Surely, "caveat emptor" is just an anagram. Cave...ate...mptor? Cave ate Mptor! Probably because Mptor sells crummy bread!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong. If you tell me what's wrong, I'll slowly back away with a furrowed brow and go find help.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. Don't go there, you say? Well, I went there, alright. And boy, I enjoyed it and have photos to prove it all.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. What's up, Knackwurst?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. We had beefs. Bury the hatchet, because it's water under the bridge. Now bury the hatchet in a hobo under the bridge. Bum steaks, anyone?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. If dolphins are so smart, how come they can only communicate telepathically with ME?

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  20. Uncomfortable, brandy-fueled, racially insensitive dinner conversations, just like the kind grandma used to make.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. You will meet someone new when you least expect it. Like the next time you're on the toilet reading Vanity Fair.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. Beware the high cost of airfare if considering a career peddling tupperware.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Hal 9000? Kind of a jerk. Hal Linden? Kind of a Barney Miller.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Numismania, Pyromania, Egomania. Only one of these was good enough for Def Leppard.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. It's like polenta in your pee-hole!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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