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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Grimble Gramble Grumble Gree, riddle have I thus for thee. Who played Cyrus the Virus in the 1997 film Con Air?

    By RandyMiller,
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  2. I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, although come to think of it a lot of people did call him "jizz factory"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. He even gave me a pretty good handjob that one time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Maybe it's just me so horny, but for me so horny, me so sorry.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. I've been saving a very special catchphrase for precisely this moment, and here it is

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. I don't know how anyone can bring a child into this world we live in. Oh, through vaginas? That makes sense.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. I had Thankgiving and I ate lot of Turkey and had to eat Beans also. Thank you for your consideration for the Secretary of Agriculture position.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Bouncing, rolling, and never slowing, the super wacky amazing bouncy ball killed 6 today in what authorites are calling tragic.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. Captain's log, supplemental. Having destroyed planet Omega 3, we must find a new source of dietary supplements. Ensign, set course for the GNC Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. If Harry Connick Jr. was a shifting plate in the earth’s crust, he would be Harry Tectonic, Jr.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair due to the pharmaceutical study he was participating in because he lost his job at the honey-packing f

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Good news gang. Dildo production is up 300% this quarter. Bad new is you're all fired and this Dairy Queen is shut down until further notice.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. i member when sea shells were low key

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. they say insanity's defined by the repetition of well worn actions in the hope of unique outcomes. but then they're fucking NUTS

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Considering the sheer number of seashells already on the seashore, her choice of location was somewhat questionable from a business standpoint.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. My waste's warm baste warms willys, while my waist's parm paste harms fillys.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. An apology to the members of PETA I may have offended by visiting Sea World. My cab driver took me there accidentally. I didn't go on porpoise.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Where is Juarez, you ask? Well...you know Juneau? Head south then see me in Simi. My two sons from Tucson can show you from there.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Sand paper and toilet paper. Not, repeat, NOT interchangeable.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home, this be the RICHman's disabled donkey race.

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. Podcasts for Pod People. They walk among us. They deserve content too god damn it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. I clicked this link to read a catchphrase. By the third line my jaw dropped.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Alright stop, collaborate and listen - after the war you'll all be executed by the resistance. Bloody collaborating bastards.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. You're ain't nobody until somebody loves you enough to invent a fake paedophile conspiracy about your pizza shop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. The Winter of '72 was horrendous. In fact all the Winter Family were pricks. Mike Summers in number 71 was much nicer.

    By SideofMcG,
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