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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The bible never mentions whether or not Jesus farted during the crucifixion, but in my opinion he wouldn't have bothered holding it in

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. As far as I'm concerned, the greatest filmmaker in the beaver community is Clint Eatswood

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Why emcee A get all the attention when emcee D’s nuts?

    By bale_of_hail,
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  4. The camera pulls back to reveal the falafel balls had been inside the murderer's pockets THE WHOLE TIME.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  5. Well my name's Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say Pale Rider is a 1985 American western film produced and directed by Clint Eastwood, who is also gay.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Fred Flinstoner smokes Yabba-Dabba Dabs

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Careful Lana, the last name Lang is on the Fritz. Today on "A Tale of Two Metropolises"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Hey ladies, stop by my singles mixer. It's gonna be like Avril Lavigne's belt. Full of studs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. I have been taking ecstasy for years AKA Books! Support your local book dealer AKA Library.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. I am trading in my rocking chair for a smooth jazzing chair.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. Back in my day E-Sports was dropping some ecstasy, covering ourselves in oil and wrestling in a pool filled with jello!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. Am I a loser!? Well as the band Beck once said: "Love machines on the sympathy crutches. Discount orgies on the dropout buses..."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. I quietly quit the Quincy quilting quorum in a quandary concerning quarterly quality control queries quantized in a queerly quizzical questionnaire.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Ghost in the Shell, Schmost in the Smell! The internet is a conspiracy, therefore soulmates are garbagetrash lies!!

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  16. I must have had one of these trendy "strokes" because I keep arbitrarily transposing the words 'talented', 'professional', 'hacky', and 'amateurish'.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  17. While imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, getting my username read on a podcast doesn't give me the exposure I feel I have earned.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  18. Fool me once, shame on me. Fail to acknowledge that you've failed to fool me more than 1000 times, shame on you.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  19. Sorry for the misunderstanding, ma'am. I thought "big box store" meant something else entirely

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. “I’ll give you everything I’ve got, you little pizza mime,” said John to the diminutive Italian dumbshow artist who was holding him at gunpoint.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  21. Kriss Kross applesauce, Bel Biv Divoe chocolate pudding

    By maiden_tie_juan,
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  22. If the cast of Hamilton had just asked the future Vice President to join them on stage, he would have gotten his comeuppence

    By gordonvision,
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  23. I'm sorry Pau,l I was right there with your whole lantern plan until you suggested Three if by Anal.

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  24. Great Spider Joke

    By Tedman,
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  25. "Thanks for the advice no one asked for, what are you, fucking Yoda?", said my dad. But the truth was that I had been fucking Yoda for almost a year.

    By Shampoodler,
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