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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There is no "I" in botched laser surgery.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. My mama said there'd be days like this when she was teaching me the days of the week.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. Police have severed ties with Mcgruff, aparrently he's become pretty hard-boiled as of late as evidenced by his "Rip the throat out of crime" campaign

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Oh, when Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson do it it's hilarious but when I crash my way into a wedding I "ran over the bride's mother and crippled her".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby walked into a bar. But only Stan got credit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. And then, in a moment of existential dread, Stan Lee wondered if perhaps his entire life was nothing but a cameo appearance

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Somebody call the Whambulance, George Michael needs help!

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  8. Joey Macaroni get off the phone with Tony Fettuccine, it's pasta your bedtime!

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  9. And our mind still always goes to scaramouche scaramouche will you Ducca fans tango.

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. In the words of the great Sir Isaac Newton, "why does this god damn broom keep falling over? Oh. Eureka!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. The duck-billed platypus truly is Voltron of the Animal Kingdom...an otherworldly evil hybrid out for mass destruction.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. If we can't get four more years, then through tears, cheers and jeers, I'll have four more beers.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve, provided that I'm wearing a shirt with sleeves.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. hashtag bidet in the usa

    By CoreyTalbert,
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  15. Sean Connery once shat in this very sheet.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Dr Who let the dogs out

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. I schnew I schnould’ve schtaken a left schturn at Schmalbeschqeurque.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Peter Parker plucked a pack of purple peckers, and with sticky hands, sticky hands, climbed a wall so tall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. The Fab Four? More like the Blab Bore...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. What's up, agents of H.O.T.D.O.G.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Take me down to the overpriced city where the gas costs tons a beer's 12.50

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Book club recommendation: Leo Tolstoy's 1869 novel about the conflict between Dick Tracy and Bulworth, War and Beatty.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Let us not forget American folk hero Johnny Human-seed, arrested for lewd conduct in all 50 of these United States.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. the dow jones

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. they out of corn all a sudden, puddin?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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