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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The scent of your intent to provide content smells incompetent.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  2. Legaliza Minnelli it mon.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Kid Rock rocks so hard I almost want to put a shirt on.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  4. People say I'm blind to feelings, but in reality I'm just blind as shit.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  5. Dean Norris and Vin Diesel walk into a bar and it turns out to be just the right size for the two of them.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  6. I brought my imagination to life, and then it ran off with my wife.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. The in-flight movie this evening will the M Night Shyamalan classic The Last Airbender....excuse me sir?! Please don't open the airlock door.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. I smell sex and candy and – to complete the trilogy of things you shouldn't take from strangers – shit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. The people who hate Moe are a bunch of Moe foes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. "Imagine all the people" - John Lennon said to Paul McCartney when pondering the idea of playing for an audience.

    By Reneenongman,
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  11. Kids today get their news from the fickle internet, but I do it the old fashioned way and get it from the news radio. ANDY DICK RULEZ.

    By Reneenongman,
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  12. I've heard of Charles In Charge, but Trump In Charge? Make Al's Diner great again.

    By Reneenongman,
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  13. Help! I'm an evil mutant with the power to control metals, I find this to be both Magnificent and Neat-o, what name would properly convey this?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Long time caller, first time listener. What the hell is this show and why won't you answer your phone!?!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for lucrative tax breaks for his upcoming film production

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Flush that thing already!

    By DrewGama,
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  17. He's at the 40...the 35...the 30...the 25. That naked crazed fan on the field could. Go. All. The. Way. To. Jail!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Look, I was there when Harry met Sally and it wasn't like that. They were both seperately breaking into the same house and locked eyes over the VCR.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Green is not a number. Two is not a color. Fuck you, Dr. Seuss.

    By BarryShitpeas,
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  20. A squirrel with a dragon tattoo just hacked my laptop and changed my screensaver to ACORNIST.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Were you raised in a barn? If so, can you stick your arm up this cow’s vag and whip out a baby cow?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. You can’t always get what you want, but if you’re high sometime, you just might find that last hairy corn chip under the couch.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. alarming porpoise probably decapitated your alarming son on alarming purpose

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Prissy young men with their panties in a bunch swarm the orphanage in a revenge attack filled with hatred

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. Finding jewels amongst your socks is a clear sign that your teen son has a rare condition where he ejaculated jewels

    By yodellingwalrus,
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