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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I can’t even—but I can odd.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I had a kid. His name was Sid. He told a fib. So I left him and his mother forever.

    By Tampon Manpookiss,
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  3. Actually, it's Frankenstein's Monster's monstertruck's trucknuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. St. Elmo’s Fire was a muppet-free movie from the 1980s, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Due to a shocking number of votes for write-in candidate "The Donald", we are hearby suspending free will.

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Gosh Darnit Medusa! You got me again!

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. I'm an Aeries but my true self is a monster truck.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. Throw your bedspreads over your deadheads, kids—it’s time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. It’s not the loves you take, it’s the loves you rake. Or is that leaves? Goddamit, autumn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. This isn't the line for Jay Leno's road-themed catchphrases? Wish someone'd've road me sooner.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Buffalo Bill Cody is no nonsense, but his Snapchat says otherwise.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. creamy garlic sauce slathered on rye bread served with a side of frozen cucumber juice, what more does a man need

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. The Jesus lizard hissed at the demon snake, as it dissolved into the plains.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  14. The name is James Bond. Jesse James Bond. Uncle Jesse James Bond. Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond. Hey hey, we're the Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. Orson Welles begins welling up over the sight of Randy Orton

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  16. Find a man that looks at you the way Bizarro Garfield looks at non-lasagna.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Year round beardy's b hatin November doooooog

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  18. I can't believe the price of the new PlayStation VR, I guess I'm a holo-cost denier.

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  19. All knots aren't tacos.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  20. Everyone's saying this election year has been the nastiest ever, but I think they're forgetting back in '08 when that cat ran for town dogcatcher.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  21. If April showers bring May flowers, then you know what Mayflowers bring...That's right, genocide!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  22. No, I said you should try and BOWL a turkey! Now get your dick out of that bird!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  23. Those who Kant, teach philosophy

    By swagmonet,
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  24. To clarify, I prefer it when you call me medium-sized Poppa

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. I visited the set of Inglourious Basterds during filming but while I was there SOMEONE bent all my Fass.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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