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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't have a cow man, have a cowboy. It's easier on the birth canal.

    By gordonvision,
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    • 333 views

  2. There's a thin line between drawing a drawing a fraction and drawing a number on top of another number

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 311 views

  3. That speeding car dinged my dong so hard it knocked me into a ditch.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 328 views

  4. As it turns out the murder weapon was Bjork's spork. Information the Swedish Chef was sadly unable to communicate.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 366 views

  5. Run forest, fetch porridge, deliver us from dry storage, pulp friction, fuck orange, vitamins and seed

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 315 views

  6. During sex I always dress as 90s era Michael Chiklis, I just prefer the Commish-inary position.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 441 views

  7. we got papperz, flapperz 'n' toe-tapperz: so finger's off those digi-zapperz

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Snoop Dogg is going to be in the next season of Game of Thrones. He is voicing Puff the Magic Dragon.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. "Ernest Goes to the White House" would be a better option I think.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 334 views

  10. Fuck Buddies rub their genipals together.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. I like my karate moves how I like my pork how I like my saws how I like my mutton named facial hair. #Chops

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 272 views

  12. I am up the creek with so many paddles that my canoe has sunk due to paddle weight

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you CAN take the heat, get out of the kitchen and take it with you, it’s hot in here.

    By gordonvision,
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    • 320 views

  14. you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it...and now I'm down for it!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 456 views

  15. you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 377 views

  16. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle on his mother's side through marriage

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 526 views

  17. "I've got no skin in this game," said the man who was watching a sports event he didn't care about who was also a skeleton

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 353 views

  18. Let's just ear-smile our way through this like the last time

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 376 views

  19. The home of the corndog choker.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Tickle me elmo, guv'nah!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 592 views

  21. 16 electric eels who are secretly gay — number 7 will shock you!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Burning the candle at both ends, the top AND the bottom? Where the hell did you find a two-wicked candle?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 429 views

  23. swissshhhhh another three point home run, if you catch my drift, ladies?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Marconi plays the mamba? WTF, man? Anyway, like I was saying, we built this city on biscuits and gravy, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 503 views

  25. If you only take one thing away from this, please GOD let it be that hideous lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in a fishnet stocking.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 426 views
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