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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Can a blind person seashells?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 440 views

  2. Madam, for the last time, I beg you, cover up your flamingos genitals.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 323 views

  3. Halloween might be over, but you can celebrate my hallowed ween any day

    By ChristiaanHendriksen,
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  4. when i was trying to buy my solar panel the guy was trying to rip me off and then didnt show for ages etcetc, so when i paid for it eventually i did s

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Trick or treat us, smell my fetus, give us something good or beat us, whips and chains, ass or brains, just to feel alive

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. Must be nice, crusty rice with a side of red-tailed rusty lice. Put that in your Skype and stroke it

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. Do these genies make my ass crack look fabulous or what, now how's about them hairy cankles?

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. These are Caesar's Salad Days

    By Leafmeister,
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  9. collars and ties and just close your eyes and just close your eyes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. ps - im your biggest van helsing

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. ive heard of nasty women/ ive seen their work firsthand: they vote with the aid of the civil war dead and will soon be in command.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 400 views

  12. faster faster, googly eyed fat blaster better obey his master

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Well my name is Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say that I shave my thighs the old fashioned way.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. I’m not sheepish. I’d rather get Ha-Ha’s than Bah-Bah Baby bye bye bye’s.

    By JesseSkewes,
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  15. Harvey Korman once told me the secret to life, but he's dead now so I guess I can just forget about that.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  16. Critics everywhere are calling it...a podcast.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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    • 324 views

  17. I picked a hell of a day to quit eating corndogs.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  18. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 545 views

  19. I went into a coma April 16th, 2015. How did Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 perform at the box office and have there been any more entries in the Blart-iverse?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. The more you don't bone me, the hornier I get.

    By SamThomadon,
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  21. As a human living among dinosaurs I can tell you that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a Tyrannosaurus mess when Sheila left him.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Welcome to Funny-time laugh laugh. I’m your Toast, Bread Butterman.

    By JesseSkewes,
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    • 301 views

  23. blank belongs in the toilet, not your ear!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Well hello, Jello.

    By JesseSkewes,   
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  25. Men turning into women! women turning into men! The lack of signage at this 4-way stop has affected drivers of every gender

    By Horse For A Brother,
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