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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, so stop whining and get back up on my solar panel.

    By TwoHeadedOstrich,
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  2. aunt may, or aunt may not, aunt is undecided

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 474 views

  3. Cinderella leave your girl with a friend, cuz it's 11:30 and the club is pumpkin, pumpkin

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 438 views

  4. It's not delivery its D'C-section

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. Mick Jagger took it pretty hard when he was told he had to get rid of his moss collection.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. "Muppets Take Manhattan" was OK but I would more highly recommend "Muppets Take Heroin."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Spread Eagle is MUCH different than Eagle Spread....

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. I dislike my people how I dislike the graves I am buried in how I dislike my diving pools how I dislike my movies with a "Hal" in them.... #Shallow

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. ok so i know he likes space poop, and i know he likes ghost dads, and gratingly musical irish tax exiles, and comics...gimme a sec

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. As we chatted, a man sauntered up to the bar with an iguana on his shoulder.

    By SirVizzle,
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  11. Somewhere in a government lab, Paul A. Tompkins through Paul E. Tompkins float silently in their containment tubes, their eyes forever staring.

    By SydMulholland,
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  12. i kicked the dope by using the day-after-thanksgiving method dude -

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. The elephants were simply irrelevant until they took the ostriches hostages.

    By SirVizzle,
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  14. A comma is the difference between "You'll never get me Lucky Charms" and "You'll never get ME, Lucky Charms!"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor and tell him that most elections last much longer than 4 hours

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 464 views

  16. And now for your listening: Pleasure

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  17. Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into something more comfortable

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. This catchphrase says nothing to me about my life

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I bought my kid a life vest because the salesman said it would float my goat.

    By SirVizzle,
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  20. This phatch crase brought to you by Matt Gourley

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. CuckPhrase

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. And the Award for best costume goes to Father O'Reilly's faceless conjoined twin for "Slutty Hitler with no face"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. I wish Fort Knox was a pillow fort because stealing all that gold would make you really sleepy.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 480 views

  24. I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. First of all, it's very rude to poke people with poles, secondly she's farther away than you think (cont)

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 467 views

  25. Don't drink that milk, it's spoiled. Mommy and Daddy buy that milk anything it asks for. Yuck.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 630 views
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