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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. After failing to win a single game as the high school quarterback, 75 Cent decided to move on to rapping.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  2. Beware the berry tree! Travellers more roguish than you have fallen prey to its alluring fruit.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  3. Eskimos have 500 words for "snow" but only one for "ice" because hey, there's only so much room in the dictionary.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. "You really put the "chalk" in chocolate" would be a sick burn if you were a judge in a cooking competition.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. "Snitches get Bitches", at least that's what it says on the free bumper sticker I got for entering Witness Protection

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  6. I'm flan-sexual; I like to have my cake and fuck it too.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Goodness, Gracious, Great Walls of China

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Sorry, I'm not really a big fan. I'm just a giant windmill.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. And make it a double! I'm sorry, the cancer has spread to your other breast. We're going to have to remove them both.

    By Spagnostic,
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  10. I promise I'm not a giant windmill. I'm just a really big fan.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. 'Thematic let-down', 'ill conceived' and 'original only in so far as each turd is unique'...we're a smash bro!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. elongated vowels make Hubert a happy man

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. puppet on me crumpet and pump it poppet

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. slurpin hair follicles is a fetish dad, and you need to get over it

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. "Subtlety is the key to good comedy" he whispered from his dickhole as he blew a wet fart in the dead clown's face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. What about a Spin City spinoff set in Spin Magazine's offices with the Spin Doctors putting their Spin Doctor's spin on the old Spin City theme ditty.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Don't screw the pooch, unless you want some messed up puppies

    By BrandonNewman,
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  18. You know who's very talented but their movies put me right to sleep? M. Night Shyamalan's better brother, Good Night Shyamalan.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Things were hard for DJ Kool, growing up in a house where he had to ask permission to clear his throat, but boy did it pay off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Pancakes for dinner? Hey, Its 9am somewhere

    By AlvaroMendez,
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  21. Rich Little, Poor Big

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. On a scale from zero to hero, what is dancing like no one's watching?

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  23. A weaver, a cleaver, and a real bloody rug

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  24. Sir, while you are right that it's not explicitly forbidden in the rulebook, let me assure you that the chokehold is not a legitimate chess move.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. To keep my drinking secret I developed an ingenious code. Beer was "Cold Comfort", Vodka was "Clear courage" and whiskey was "Yum Yum Punchey Juice."

    By SideofMcG,
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