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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sorry to leave you behind fellas but I've got to look out for Number One. This pee's not gonna hunt itself.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. My favorite Spice girl is Mel B. I just always thought it was nice of them to include a little, Jewish Spaceballs director.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Did you say you two are thick as thieves or thick ass thieves, because I'm into big burglar babes.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  4. swish go broomstick. meow go cat. cash go bank balance making daddy fat.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. You've been breathing wrong your whole life! Number four gave me chills!

    By SirVizzle,
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  6. Never ask Chuck Norris to show you his three-hole punch.

    By SirVizzle,
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  7. Lick it up, Scotty, lick it up!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  8. 'Make mine a hole in the ground. Timothy!' yelled Granch-Panch effortlessly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I've got two turntables and a Mike Rowe autograph.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to bone and you feed him for a lifetime. Of therapy.

    By Rod Ogg,
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  11. It was a dark and stormy night. I awoke to the sound of Charlie Brown climbing onto my doghouse with me. He was ROCK hard. Let the real storm begin.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. crop top, top mop, pot shop, cop stop.

    By WeirdoConBeardo,
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  13. There's no "u" in team because you are terrible at sports and nobody likes you.There is a "u" in fuck off so maybe go look into that instead.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Drunk I'm as not think you as am I.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  15. Why is having a poo called "making chocolate"? It tastes like shit.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  16. O Death come close mine eyes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Small puppy in my throat ick ick ick ick cough

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. They say the flour is all-purpose, but it makes a terrible lubricant

    By JamieZe,
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  19. If its any consolation, he was able to prolong his suffering for days by eating his own organs. He hikes with Satan now.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. The life of a door to door salesman was hard, but not as hard, as my penis.

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. But for my ignominy . . .

    By ImmaculateWeiner,
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  22. I heard they smoke tumbleweed in the Wild West Coast

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  23. Don't fret, regret!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  24. Hello Sparkles, my old friend

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  25. thanks, obama

    By KrangkaDelic,
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