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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I put my pants on differently than everyone else but I don't see why that should preclude me from contributing to the discourse.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Ladies love LL Cool J, James.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. My favorite Jim Henson porn is Muppet Labies, that's right gang, I call labia "labies". Ladies love it!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. No, Michael Jackson, I don't remember the time. That's what my watch is for.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Couldn't afford an officially licensed Keith Stone costume, so say hello to Ted Cotty. Siempre suave.

    By SirVizzle,
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  6. The Addams family values their copy of Addams Family Values.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. "I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time but one who wants spanked? Gimme dat Bible, motherfuckers" ---Nietzsche

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. All that jumping is futile, Q-Bert. The colors may change but you'll never ever get off this platform.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. The juiciest dicks this side of the Mississipp'!

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. on the turd day He rose again, according to the shit-tures

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Im dressing up as a sexy platypus zombie cyborg this year. Ama be so dang sexy.

    By IguanaArcana,
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  12. I ain't 'fraid of no host--ing comedy bang bang.

    By IguanaArcana,
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  13. woooo, I'm just a big ol' spooky ghost.

    By IguanaArcana,
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  14. Goat semen is my favourite kind!

    By IguanaArcana,
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  15. Last night i tied up a homeless man in my basement and sodomised his dog before killing and eating it right in front of him, Is that wrong?

    By IguanaArcana,
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  16. What's down, coolcat?

    By IguanaArcana,
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  17. I've never eaten a baby!

    By IguanaArcana,
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  18. I want a pig saddle.

    By IguanaArcana,
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  19. Revel in my benevolent excretions!

    By IguanaArcana,
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  20. I, and my nipples, welcome you.

    By IguanaArcana,
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  21. It is a fool who looks for answers in the anus of a cat... Unless the question pertains to what's up there, in which case it's perfectly sensable.

    By IguanaArcana,
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  22. gravelly voice aside, talking directly to the audience in your gravelly voice is a gravelly voice aside

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. When you're as good at crafting exoskeletons as I am, strong suits are your strong suit

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  24. Grandma used to make the best cookies, until I accidentally disabled them.

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  25. The password is 'Swordfish', the catchphrase is 'CrocadileDunDeezNuts'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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