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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tic Tac Toe, ducks in a row. Slow till you can't see the snow snow snow.

    By yeezy-does-it,
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  2. I once saw a man smelling a dogs behind. They are now married.

    By Bigsmak,
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  3. Bro, you don't know the first thing about monkey buttholes.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  4. For my next trick, I'll unleash ungodly terror on everyone in this auditorium. Just kidding, I'm just gonna guess your card, sir.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. If you can't beat 'em...you're probably using the brass knuckles wrong.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. Cheese Please? Mozzarella May I? Can I Camembert? Gimme Gouda? Cheese Whiz or Die?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. We could not decide if we should use the voodoo doll or not and had to move on so we put a pin in it

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Living with Hacksaw Jim Duggan was great cause I had free room and board and board.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. We were so poor growing up that none of our tuxedos had tails, we had to share monocles and worst of all we had to wear bottom hats!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. I blame the poor sales of Rice Soggies on the mascots Squish, Crumpled and Plop!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. This aint a joke it's a God, damn, catchphrase! The best one ever.

    By Bigsmak,
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  12. a friend named dean is a friend indeed, eny other friends with fake names like "Jonathon" need to get the hell offa my porch

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Corporal Punishment, meet Cap'n Crunch. Okay, now that we're all well met, let's iron out the details of the genocide

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. I go to the depressed horror icon store for the low (Vincent) Prices

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. Whoa, Nelly! Slow that rap doooowwwwnnn

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. Boss Hogg's Hoss Bog got snogged on a hops blog

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  17. "Love in an elevator?" More like "Dove in a Telestrator"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. Don't smoke dope if you're already in an air balloon

    By TroyHeesch,
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  19. Nip slips sink ships

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. my fart *in hiding* stirred for a turd

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. the wanton won-ton in the tauntaun's tumtum weighs so heavy that it's practically plumbum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. "You're the apple of my eye" he whispered toward the syringe. Then he jammed the fucking needle full of apple juice into his fucking eye.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. act like you know acting's stupid

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. I wouldn't do that if I was Yu. Then again, Yu is Asia's greatest stuntman.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. That's when I noticed it. The mystical stench of a unicorn's dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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