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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. OK Danny, You can leave Santa's Workshop to become a film composer but you'll need a convincing human alias.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 315 views

  2. I may be a two-pump chump for trump, but I am prepared to accept the results of this election whatever they may be...

    By sirrup,
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    • 497 views

  3. What's up, the concept of hotdogs?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 408 views

  4. If it looks like a truck, swims like a truck, and quacks like a truck, then what you have there sir is a swimming, quacking truck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 447 views

  5. Cloudy with a chance of skee-ball? I like those odds, counselor.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 375 views

  6. here's a tip waitress - work for a fixed wage that ensures you dont rely on begging. headshot!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I wake up every morning feeling like P Diddy; Confused as to what my name is and what exactly I do other than rap poorly.

    By ZacAltairHolbrook,   
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    • 408 views

  8. Only smart people listen to podcasts. Everyone else are poo poo heads.

    By Bigsmak,
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    • 442 views

  9. I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 3207 views

  10. jim jams all up in my spot officer, remove them or face the wrath of the lizard king aka wizard spouse aka pre nuptial agreements

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. I only ordered this mattress because I needed a box to store my mini-fridge.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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    • 359 views

  12. The marble rolls off a big, flat Star Trek hat, down a dreadlock, onto a scarf, and down a long flowy top. That's how my Whoopi Goldberg machine works

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 322 views

  13. Remember that time Dr House got the diagnostic right on his first try?

    By Bigsmak,
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  14. Installing the clapper on my radio has really changed the way I listen to We Will Rock You.

    By Rod Ogg,
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    • 205 views

  15. God made me perfect just the way I am. And I have a boner.

    By Rod Ogg,   
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    • 204 views

  16. I'm no Chinese Astrologer but I think you're a cock

    By Rod Ogg,   
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    • 214 views

  17. Trump that bitch? I hardly even know that bitch! But I will grab her by the pussy.

    By Spagnostic,
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    • 362 views

  18. im so rich i do be wearin 4 wheel drive pyjamas and all i do be doin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 374 views

  19. if you are what you eat then when am i gonna meet the 3-cheese blasted cracker of my dreams?

    By KyleSharie,
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    • 317 views

  20. M-I-C- See ya real soon K-E-Y- Why, because you're Mickey Rourke and I'm your parole officer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 551 views

  21. How do you submit a comedy bin bling catch phrase into hot lockers man?.com

    By KyleSharie,
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  22. I've seen Countless vampire movies, but in my opinion, the best ones have Counts in them

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 299 views

  23. You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark's in the water. You have a 3-way with Nicholas Cage and a shark.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 479 views

  24. Sir, I appreciate the anal sex and the handjob but what I actually asked was "Is Jack Reacher around?"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 389 views

  25. Christopher Guest guessed he was a guest at the Christopher fest.

    By yeezy-does-it,
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    • 297 views
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