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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 'Twas a consummation devoutly to have been wished, and the jolliest of wankings to have remembered.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I want 1 million dollars in sequential marked bills, a helicopter, and 1 month of free helicopter flying lessons. These are my demands.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 491 views

  3. Most people remember Abraham Lincoln as a famous wrestler, few credit him as the man who coined the phrase "butt stuff".

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Now its time for wacky weather! Today it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs! Speaking of wacky I am required to tell you all that I am a sex offender

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. I think of all the movie stars named Dolph, Dolph Lundgren is my second favorite. Congrats, Dolph from the Simpsons.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. My girlfriend says I spend too much time on shrimps.com, she thinks internet prawn is ruining our relationship

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Some kids play House, some kids play Doctor. Me, I liked to play "Dr. House" until my pill addiction spiraled out of control and worried my parents.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Boy, I'm feeling a little cocky just now. Sorry, I promised I wouldn't work blue.

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 406 views

  9. When in Vegas, do as the Vegans do: Drink, gamble, party, throw red paint on fur coats

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. When I unlocked my office door I thought I heard a noise, as I inspected the area I came to a realization. I don't work in an office! Also I'm deaf!

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 548 views

  11. I tried dressing the turkey, but do you know how hard it is to find pants that don't make a fat fowl look high-waisted?!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  12. Hey Guys! Have you ever sat down to pee just cause you needed to sit?!

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. But Mr.Murphy my mother birthed me

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  14. Ask not what your cum tree can do for you. Ask what you can doo-doo for your cum tree. Yes, shit on your cum tree.

    By greazey_bob,   
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    • 638 views

  15. Dutch angles, Dutch ovens... Dutch don't know anymore!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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    • 402 views

  16. I think I need to vent some plasma residue.

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 402 views

  17. Get this cheese to sick bay.

    By SirVizzle,
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  18. Stop. Nobody touch this body. I'm calling it. Time of death...Hammer time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Mac and Cheese makes me Mac and Sneeze, this makes the customers at my restaurant want to Mac and Leave.

    By yeezy-does-it,
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  20. That’s once, twice, three times you’ve swiped your debit card, lady. Would you like to borrow ten dollars?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. So that’s one, two, THREE balls!? You, my friend, are a tri-testiculared freak!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 410 views

  22. After mini long years filled with epic nanoseconds blasting whispers fossil record spins Victrola's search for tonic.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 389 views

  23. Scotty Want A Cracker

    By leo,
    • 0 replies
    • 274 views

  24. Sonny Rollins used to play his sax on the Bridge to Tarabithia.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 456 views

  25. Get out my dreams, and into my America.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 372 views
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