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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished in one hand and shit in the other and see which one shuffles off first.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. Leggo my Eggo you flamin' Diego

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  4. Shasta is relaunching a soda to honor Bill Cosby. Dr. Pervert will include new ingredients (wink) and the slogan, "Dr. Pervert will knock you out!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. The foreskin horseman of the apocalypse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. On wombat, on muskrat! Has anyone seen my cat? How about Yasser Arafat? Oh. 2004 you say?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Coming up on I'm In Love With An Inflatable Lionel Richie, early 2000's heartthrob Adam Scott.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Old Piss Pringle, he's a noxious old elf

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  9. Old Piss Pringle, he's a noxious old elf

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  10. Where my bitches at? Serious question, the mailman left the gate open and my dogs got out

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  11. This is not an April Fools Joke, Mayor Menino is dead.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Wendigo. Cannibal forest monster or garbled speak for "when did it go"? Either can possess mere mortals, so be warned.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. One Castro down, two to go. Raul and upstart San Francisco neighborhood, you're on watch.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Just do your best until someone notices and then sucks them off until they give you a network writing job

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. They say even today, you can see him in the sand dunes, gumming his dentures, drinking a banana, and farting on grandma.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. What do you mean the prophecy isn't true? Then why did I bleach my butthole? Why did I bleach everyone's butthole?!!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. The first rule of mime club is... The second rule of mime club is...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. For all of you the WiFi's free, if you answer my questions three.

    By JoePrice,
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  19. You can call acute and isosceles a lot of things, but you can never say they've been willfully obtuse.

    By JoePrice,
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  20. Excuse me, I love pancakes, but I'm also a terrible xenophobic racist. Do you have a White National House of Pancakes?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. I don't know why they call them slacks, they're working pretty hard to contain this erection.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. If I may quote Poe, "Hi-YA! I'm a Kung-Fu Panda"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. A good captain goes down with the ship. A great captain goes down on you in a truckstop bathroom.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. My uncle Walt Wright sure did regret shortening his name from Walter in 2016.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. You Sir, Me Sir, She Sir, We Sir, Conjugate with Trey and Me Sir. Don't Make Me Out To be a Liar Sir. Step Out of the Car or We'll Open Fire Sir.

    By SideofMcG,
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