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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And find the sumbitch that keeps splicing scenes from Eyes Wide Shut int

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Sir Slaytang slings tent down by the Slut Shop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Stranger Things is a show that aired in 2016, but that title could be used to summarize the year. I mean, 366 days? Come on!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Yes, I remade the mashed potato Devil's Tower from Close Encounters. No, not because of an alien message. I was carbo loading and felt artistic!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. You literally littered on my lovely littoral. How dare you. What's next? Leeringly loitering outside the local lottery lobby?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. I went to my first Christmas Key Party this weekend. I have no idea what going home with a stranger has to do with Christmas. Just jingling bells?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. College was tough for me. I actually attempted suicide via suppository overdose. I guess you could say I was cramming for finals.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Now, I dont know that God is a man with a long white beard But a man fitting that description IS eyeballing all the Egyptian babies in my neighborhood

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Sure, JK Simmons is great in comedies, but in dramas I far prefer "You guys, I'm Totally Serious" Simmons.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. My addiction to John Carney films ruined my life. John Carney films: Not even "Once"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  11. Baseball legend Rollie Fingers fingered me in Raleigh

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  12. That playground must be a gangster’s paradise, because it’s always me and Coolio down by the schoolyard.

    By HugeTractsOfBland,
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  13. I avoided the noid like a bad case of hemorrhoids. And all I got for my trouble was cold pizza and a slimy ass crack.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. some stank in the bank is worth two office wanks

    By SSN,
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  15. The ben folds laundry show, presented by Osama bin Laden care

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Cinco de Mayo's going to be a lot less fun now that all the jumping beans will be made in America. Thanks, Trump.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Don't do rugs. They burn.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Come and sit in Santa's lap, but please, not at the same time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Just remember, this is not your father's Oldsmobile. So no burnouts and please line the trunk before the bodies go inside.

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Bozo Rocks Secaucus? No no, I wanted to talk Boffo Box Office, bay-beeeee!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. Here at Comedy Bang Bang we promise High Quality and Low Prices! And not the other way around!!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. On today’s show, it’s Kangaroo Randy’s Rodeo Clam and his sidekick Koala Rudy, Kangaroo Randy’s Rodeo Clam’s adorable koala-shaped sidekick!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Mr. Greenjeans ain’t got nothin' on Captain Brownpants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Lawd, can I get a witness! Seriously, is there a notary public on this plane? I’m trying to sign over my soul here.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. "The passing of ransom soured due to a miscommunication and a briefcase containing thousands doll hairs"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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