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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I pay someone to cut my hair.

    By IsaacGottfried,   
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  2. I've had enough of making sense.

    By Grant DaNasty,
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  3. This one's for all the cranberries!

    By kkania,
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  4. Can I use LegalZoom to Patton my Oswalt?

    By redjwood,
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  5. In Soviet Russia, pods cast YOU!

    By Vengeur,   
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  6. Well folks, that's it for this week. I'd like to thank my guests Matt Damon, Mandy Patinkin and Reggie Watts. Bye-bye!

    By Mister Robarto,
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  7. [Blows nose very loudly] Welcome To Comedy Bang Bang.

    By BrandonAbedSayavong,
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  8. I don't just recommend it, I Scott Aukerecommend it.

    By AaronSinger,
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  9. The only truth in life is that we will all die alone. And now, two clowns with some dick jokes.

    By neals79,
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  10. Got A High-Five Off the Hot Intern. Finally.... After MONTHS of "Too-Slows"

    By denzquix,
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  11. A spoonful of sugar can lead to early onset diabetes...

    By rararachel,
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  12. I'm so piss poor............

    By unclenutso,
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  13. NO! Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old! I've seen it! She's seen it!

    By BenjaminAndrewManoochehri,
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  14. Life is not a game, unless we're talking about the board game Life.

    By Colt,
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  15. From an empirical viewpoint the problem of free will is reconciling determinism and the freedom to make sense of morality.

    By commandercool,
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  16. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G? Now I've heard everything!

    By HunterBabcock,
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  17. I've heard of recent motto propositions, but 'New Catchphrase Suggestions'?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  18. Miron Aiden Quinn is Iron Maiden's kin, tell em Shifty sent ya for some vittles

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. Marty Feldman, Steve Buscemi, I don't see it. Beau don't Geste

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Listen, popo, and don't poopoo this new truth:

    By alargebucket,
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  21. So, what -- exactly -- is a "nom nom" anyway?

    By chesterdouglas,   
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  22. My Dennis Miller showed clear defensive wounds, whereas Penelopes' appeared never to have left the showroom.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Yeah, I know that guy, we were once in a human centipede together. How's he doing?!

    By SelfieControl,
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  24. You scream, I scream, we all scream at that millennial couple in the ice cream line that is trying to pay with Bitcoin

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  25. You can't win a mall...because a mall has never been offered as a prize.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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