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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't let the sun go down on me, I can't stand the smell of burning hair.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  2. Colfax’s Paradox: If you go back in time and prevent corn from being domesticated by ancient Mesoamericans, this catchphrase doesn’t exist.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 285 views

  3. Bang-bang comedy, to all welcome—back to forward this hear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Give me a lime and cover me with slime, why do catchphrases always have to...have words with endings that sound so alike?

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  5. Ask not for who the bell tolls because it's FOR WHOM the bell tolls. Learn to speak proper wouldya?

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Plagiarize me, Captain!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. It's been a while...since My Wife...left me. So I made a replacement out of beeswax and silence. And that has made all the difference.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  8. Musty mutton makes a Crusty button.

    By Holden Cough Field,
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    • 198 views

  9. I picked up two hitch hikers the other day, their names were Kevin James and Will Smith.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. If I turn into a giant bug, blame the elderly.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 200 views

  11. Mommy, can I go out and dig tonight?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Did you see the Elon Musk cameo in Tusk? He was the mollusk busker dressed in corn husks at dusk. This catchphrase has been brought to you by the sound “usk”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. When it comes to Benjamin Button nuns, old habits die young

    By silentbison,
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  14. Helen Mirren, on the wall, who's the Ruebens of the Paul?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  15. Extry! Extry! Letter A swapped for Y in word "Extra"!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  16. The podcast strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a wolfman.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 339 views

  17. Chocks away said my mother as she threw my candy out.

    By Senator McCheese,
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    • 178 views

  18. Welcome to the Sunrise Bris aka Circ du Soleil

    By The Goochless Wonder,
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  19. When it’s raining men: hallelujah. When it’s German men: Borg Flula.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 209 views

  20. Nobody out-Jabbas the Hut.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of both so I’ll be leaving now. This was a great therapy session. See you, next week.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 209 views

  22. Tuesday’s in two days if counting today. Is that how we do days? Confusing, I say. Do we count them that way?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Big girls don’t die

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. "That's a spicy meatball," he said. "No, Ziplorg, that's a trash can," said his human instructor once again with exasperation.

    By TurboFool,
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    • 206 views

  25. If you vote for me I will cut the prison population in half. With bandsaws.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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