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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Beam me up, non-binary, cisgendered person, of Scottish descent" just doesn't have the same ring to it

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  2. "Beatin' ain't cheatin" says Chris Brown (and married masturbators).

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. "Because it is formless, you call it invisible. Because it is soundless, you call it inaudible. It is silent, yet it is deadly. My flapping cheeks weep."

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  4. "Before & After" is my favorite category on Wheel of Fortune because I'm incapable of living in the moment and it's ruining my life

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  5. "Beggars can't be choosers!" yelled the bum outside the Hooters

    By El Chico Malo,
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  6. "Beggars can't be choosers" he whispers, as he chews the leg off of a beggar. The Chewsler strikes again!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. "Being Rich" is my second favorite thing about myself, just after "How Much I'm into Kids"

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. "Benny Franks gonna do Benny Franks know what I'm saying? And what Benny Franks do is impregnate prostitutes!" - Benjamin Franklin, Paris, 1782.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. "Better buttered and slightly salted than slightly buttered and salting the wounds from your failed romantic adventures in popcorn saleswomen"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  10. "Better out than in!" This applies to farts, homosexuals and republican presidents.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. "Bitch where's my Monet?", said the only pimp in history to charge impressionist paintings instead of cash.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. "BJ and the Bear" would be a whole different show nowadays

    By Turtleshark,
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  13. "Boom bye bye inna The Bat-man head," chanted the latest Superman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. "Bow wow!" said the mad cow on the way to the luau

    By CamComicCorner,
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  15. "break out the biscuits, it's time to pour the gravy!"

    By lewis stoole,
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  16. "Brilliant, Holmes!" I ejaculated, which was a perfectly acceptable synonym for "exclaimed" in my day.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. "Bring out the cheese fondue!" exclaimed Queen Elizabeth

    By JesseHood,
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  18. "Broadcast News?" More like "Broadcast Jews!" Didn't work out so well, eh Aaron? What a sweaty mess.

    By IndianMarcSummers,
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  19. "Buffalo" is a noun and a verb so the following sentence is technically true: I fucked a buffalo.

    By Chaz Deferens,
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  20. "Buns of steel? Try all of steel" ---The Terminator, spoken wryly to a wall of TVs he passes by after the nude time travel thing happens

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. "But Doctor, I can't operate on this man. He's my son." "Well, we have to get a penis transplant from somewhere!"

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. "By George! You've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, my good Watson," was his reply, "Ten pints in twenty minutes. Tomorrow-- twelve!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. "By Jove, you've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, Watson, 6 Twinkies in a single hour!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. "Bye, Felicia"? Nay. In its stead, I sayeth, "Fare the well, Felicia. Fare the well."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. "Bye, Phylicia!" Ahmad Rashad proclaimed after signing divorce papers to end his third marriage.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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