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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've heard of "Leave it to Beaver", but "Leave it to beavis and butthead"? No thank you, I'm a good-mannered conservative housewife, you know.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  2. My future's so bright I have to wear diabetic compression stockings.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  3. Wait. If YOU'RE Jesus ... who am I nailing to this cross? George Clooney, you prankster!

    By Philbo,   
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  4. This way or that way, who cares. But i'll say this much: there's a tape dispenser on the left hand side.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  5. You know what ELSE a spoonful of sugar helps with? Adult onset diabetes. Shame on you, Ms. Julie Andrews. Hash Tag: ThePenguinStaysInThePicture

    By NickSpannaus,
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  6. catch phrase

    By Wandering sphincter,   
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  7. berry-straw long-cake, my she's looking bad ... ugly little doll smells just like a dead rat

    By adamgryphon,   
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  8. ...and it was ravaged by many moons and tides and the sands of time, and if you wanna make it in this biz you'll keep your mouth shut about it!

    By HeyNongerman,
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  9. Jay Leno, Jared Leto, Jello Pudding, the color Yellow

    By Jon1326657842,
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  10. Pizza to meet you, Chicken Nugget.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  11. You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book... Stupid, fat, piece of shit phonebook.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Ask ya dad about it!

    By sarahride,
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  13. Guaranteed to make your baby funny or your money back!

    By DRonDudley,   
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  14. That's like asking Guy Fieri which Smash Mouth song is his favorite..

    By ChrisSisley,
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  15. Are you a clawman? If not then you better get out of this here claw cave.

    By grandpas JO blanket,
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  16. You and your family must double poop!

    By BartFord,
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  17. If you're a fan of circular vowels and want to express it loudly, just yellow

    By RyanChristopherRussell,
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  18. Ain't no potty, like a port-a-potty cause the port-a-potty don't stop up!

    By JasonGibson,   
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  19. Hait hill he het hur Hanes hn hou

    By CharlesMcCurry,
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  20. If you're not going to tickle the dingleberry, I don't even know why you came.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  21. Stop! Or my teenwolf will stand by me.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Ebola, E-Harmony, E don't know anymore.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. Grass, shmrass. I'm all about ferns these days.

    By thornghost,
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  24. Hey mom, Chef Boyardee called & he wants his shitty noodles back. But seriously; return the convenient, shelf-stable italian food before I call..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman, filling in for Scott Aukerman, who is out on assignment.

    By Gym Sockerman,
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