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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When the monkey hits all fours, your horny granny scores

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  2. Me and Bumpy Cornstache rollin’ urchins down at Greedo’s Dock

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. I took a trip to Fairy Falls, and there I washed my hairy balls.

    By masonreloaded,
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  4. Side effects may include laser farts? I’ll take two please!

    By The stinking badger,
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  5. Move your meat and take those teats to the street!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Chains is a really weird surname, Alison.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  7. What’s up, wiener dog?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  8. Doesn’t matter if it’s clean, vacuum up that jellybean with your mouth. Five-second rule.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. I guess I must be the idiot because the Navy seems to think my popped eye would make me an inferior sailor man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Blood, sweat, and tears...wait a minute what’s IN this smoothie?!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. This commercial for ipecac is airing ad nauseam

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  12. Riddle me this, twiddle me that. There ain't no need to piddle on my hat.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. mamma mia! pappa pia! grandma had a teeny tiny diarrhea!

    By Caroline Parry,
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  14. Motorcycles are for lawyers

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  15. They call me Nature Valley Bar because I’m nuts and crumble under the slightest bit of pressure

    By El Chico Malo,
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  16. When eating tuna salad, don't forget to throw it in the God Damn trash.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  17. Good thing you can’t smell this podcast because today’s episode is a real stinker!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. We only have time for one more infuriatingly dismissive gesture on the show—and that’s a little something we call shrugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys have 17 ounces of splooge pumped out of their stomach.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. Look at me, look at me, birdie, punkin, bloody pee

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  21. Hark the humble lizard wrecks, glory to this very small rock.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. You can go to hell! And YOU can go to hell! And YOU can go to hell!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Okay Google, why are my turds so hard?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Then Frosty turned to me and said, "This isn't that kind of Snow".

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. People who live in glass houses are weird.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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