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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I love car kisses, dead ass.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 3 replies
    • 243 views

  2. Iā€™m Groot Gingrich

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  3. Ainā€™t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ā€˜cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  4. I scream, you scream, we all scream all the time for no reason. The neighbors are complaining.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
    • 1 reply
    • 243 views

  5. Meghan and Harry, putting the sex in Sussex since 2018.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 243 views

  6. I like my babysitters like I like my eggs.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  7. I was arrested for a misdemeanor and am in a one year pretrial diversion program. I'm a prostitute.

    By Briny Lickfold,
    • 1 reply
    • 243 views

  8. Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 243 views

  9. If you could take away a typewriter and add a monkey, then you don't really have infinite monkeys

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  10. Went for a physical last Halloween, and the doctor told me, ā€œI think I see a spooky g-g-g-g-gonad.ā€

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  11. I Have No Pud, and I Must Tug.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  12. You can punch kids as hard as you want as long as you're wearing those Hulk Hands.

    By CodyTidmore,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  13. Grown-ups? More like "groan"-ups. You guys have all the worst cereal.

    By BrianBjur,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  14. You can call me Meat Pants! Wait, don't do that.

    By TrentMcJivvers,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  15. With binoculars flailing around my neck, I fall through snowy tree branches and imagine what the frozen ground will feel like.

    By Guest Dead Body,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  16. Beer me grandma, I think I smell the apocalypse a-comin'

    By Sean__Draper,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  17. Iā€™ll take ā€œPeople Who Cracked Corn And For Whom I Donā€™t Careā€ for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  18. jesus jesus jesus blah blah blah

    By dynamiteinthesack,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  19. they sure do get out the proctoscope and rubber gloves

    By dynamiteinthesack,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  20. He really didn't mean to. He just accidentally gave me the roofie, instead of the jolly rancher.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  21. I don't like to get political but man that Hitler guy was a bit of no-good nuthin'. Am I right fellahs?

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  22. meat loaf?

    By dhc343,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  23. I'm not tall dark and handsome, but I am small pale and handsy

    By sMottAupplesauce,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  24. A bunch of ducks in a pond, scoop em up, raise them as your own. That's amore.

    By Prtyshrt,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  25. Obligatory corn-themed catchphrase.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views
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