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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's up, Hot Dog? Well, I'll tell you. I'm on the verge of losing my job at JobCorp, and Denise is staying at her mom's house with the kids until I "show some initiative." You regret asking now, don't you Hot Dog?"

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  2. Hey Scott, Iā€™ve been to a Weird Al show, and he does say whatā€™s up hotdog! God bless

    By Kevllis,
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  3. I was going to make some snow white bukkake joke. Turns out there's already a video for that. Would that be plagiarism?

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  4. Catchphrases are like assholes; we've all got 'em and it's fun to put other peoples' in your ears.Ā 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  5. The nameā€™s Bond. James Bond. Iā€™ll have my root beer float blended, hold the spoon and Iā€™ll grab a straw on the way out.

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  6. Tell Charles Iā€™m the head bitch in charge.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. When you masturbate in the rain, nobody can tell you're crying

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Yippie-ki-yay, Morgan Freeman

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. Sir, I don't mind that you left your kids in your truck. I would just like you to be a responsible decision maker and remove that spoiler.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  10. one bird can feed a family of four, just as long as you give it enough time to chew up the worms

    By GooseHoof,
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  11. I know I look bad, but you should see the other guy. No really, he was in peak physical condition, a real sight to behold

    By BRich,
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  12. This summer, make sure to practice safe BBQing by frequenting my new restaurant "Ribs For Your Pleasure".

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  13. Cool jazz plus hot trouble equals a good time in the bad part of town.

    By jaredthedestroyer,
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  14. I'd eat more salad if salad had four legs and wore horseshoes.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  15. Iā€™ll take ā€œJimmy Cracked it and I Donā€™t Careā€ for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. An Officer and a Gentleman, a Cook, a Thief, his Wife and her Lover walk into a bar...

    By J-Roc,
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  17. This ep is lovely, dark, and cheap / But I have ads and plugs to keep / And ā€˜tent to sling before I sleep / And ā€˜tent to sling before I sleep

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. You've got the doughnuts and doughnut holes. I've got the glue to make them whole again.

    By bagels_for_jimbly,
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  19. Who do I gotta suck off for a Tuscan-style flatbread, around here?

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  20. This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. My favorite scene in Rocky is when he beats his meat.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. What I meant to say in my text is that ā€œIā€™m importantā€. I really need to turn off auto-correct.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. Converting to Judaism took a lot of work, but it was worth it to cover up my bald spot.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. I donā€™t think thatā€™s what your doctor meant when he told you to put more vegetables in your body.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  25. Conejos, cojones. Cojones, conejos.Ā Letā€™s call the whole thing rabbit testicles.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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