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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jelly me doughnut, jelly me bread, my jams all over the centerfold’s head

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 254 views

  2. A well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a bird bird bird bird bird bird in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  3. More like Casper your friendly Mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Wh-wh-what’s up, hot g-g-g-ghost?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 215 views

  5. Put your guitar down and clean your room, Jonithan Bonithan Jovithan.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 196 views

  6. It’s like I’ve always said. Every cup of coffee should be accompanied by a kiss in the tummy

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  7. Sorry for your loss but that doesn’t mean you can come to my house, take cheese out of my fridge, and rub it on your chest until you are happy again. You must accept Jimmy is gone

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. My boyfriend cheated on me so I had sex with his grandpa. Him being dead only made payback sweeter.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 255 views

  9. As a comedian the accusations of plagiarism against me mean I don't get no respect, no respect at all.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 234 views

  10. Judas, must you betray me with a fart?

    By redthebum,
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    • 184 views

  11. C D ED BD nuts? M R not nuts. O S A R. D’s nuts!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 196 views

  12. We’re shipping up to Boston and by shipping I mean flying and by Boston I mean Portland, Oregon

    By FattWatson,
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    • 217 views

  13. Take these broken wings and learn to fix wings I’ve got a flight in the morning.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 225 views

  14. Do you come here often because it’s my first time and I really need to find the shitter

    By FattWatson,
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    • 220 views

  15. That’s not a pogo stick - THIS is a pogo stick!

    By FattWatson,
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    • 226 views

  16. I’ve never felt cooler than when I stuck those frozen starfish down my pants

    By FattWatson,
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    • 405 views

  17. Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanglish, press 3 for whatever those blue idiots are speaking in that fucking Avatar movie

    By FattWatson,
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    • 290 views

  18. If shawty sinks any lower, she’ll blow her onboard motor

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 258 views

  19. Bob bought a luau - it’s a lot of bamboo

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 269 views

  20. Comparing apples to oranges is easy, apples kick ass.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Can someone spit in my mouth? I’ve run out of spit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  22. Someone's always someone to someone!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 231 views

  23. Gettin' you horny as a cobbler's workbench.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 232 views

  24. A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush, Unless You Get Lucky And Instead It's The Tush

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 211 views

  25. Could someone PLEASE tell me the difference between a blondie and a brookie?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 191 views
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