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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As Reverend Kane said at the end of Poltergeist 2, "I can't fight this Freeling anymore!"

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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    • 609 views

  2. As sad as it is when a baby cries, you can bottle the tears and use them for spells.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 167 views

  3. As said to a friend eating the last of my favorite candy, "What's up, Dot hog?"

    By Somebody's mom,   
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    • 318 views

  4. As Satan sits in a satin chair, I show my snake and sin in his hair!

    By throatmeal_boy,
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    • 137 views

  5. As She Always Says …

    By willcampos,
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  6. As she entered the pleasure tub,the occupants gasped.Such low-hanging breasts were rarely seen round these parts.She flicked her cigarette confidently

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 531 views

  7. As short and as sweet as.....

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  8. As Smashmouth once said: Hey now you're an All-Star get the show on get paid. Now give me all the money in the register or I'll give you a Smashmouth.

    By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver,   
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    • 758 views

  9. As someone testing the cognitive depth of herons, my greatest success is also my deepest egret

    By yahoozy,
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    • 637 views

  10. As someone who has read all the books, I'm very excited for tonight's episode where Daenerys lights her farts.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 296 views

  11. As soon as she saw they were all waiting for Toilet water, she knew she was in a shitty punchline.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 288 views

  12. As sticky as honey, as gin as rummy.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  13. As subtle as a brick through a jeweller's window

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. As sure as my name is Scott, twas not a twat that piddled that foul spot. Below the taint and twixt the thighs, twas a peen I do surmise.

    By Thug McNastypants,
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    • 618 views

  15. As sure as Vodka and Tomato Juice gets you a Bloody Mary, Scott Eastwood splooged out from his father's dirty harry.

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  16. As tart farts dart through parted cheeks, hard sharts bombard my Dungarees.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 224 views

  17. As tasteful as a face full of human waste. A chaste bowl of paste made in haste. And for dessert, a donut glazed.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 349 views

  18. As the 4th of July approaches please remember to have your pets spayed or muted.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  19. As the blood spills, so shall you eat pie.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. As the camera lingers on Scott’s genitalia the addition of colored gels lends an abstract quality. And I don’t mean gels on the lens, I mean smeared on the genitals.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  21. As the captain always says upon coitus interruptus: Kirk out!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 340 views

  22. As the cowboy crossed the ocean he saw bleachers glinting in the sun.

    By sodapopcat,
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    • 654 views

  23. As the crowd gathered at the crime scene tape, little did they know that on the other side of that tape, a crime had been committed.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 404 views

  24. As the duck fucker on a pirate war ship, I literally just tend to our poultry so they survive at sea and we have a supply of fresh meat for the crew to prevent illnesses related to protein deficiency.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. As the eunuch remarked when the voyage embarked, “It’s easier said than done.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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