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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He may mock or tease but if he’s a block, with a rock of cheese, I’ll talk with ease and squeeze the rock. I’d be Socrates while he sees and gawks. With my expertise I'm bound to shock. I won’t appease the pleas to talk.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  2. Nylon? Nigh on every time, our guy’ll wear argyle.

    By Sock Critiques,
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  3. No-show goes on without a crew.

    By Sock Critiques,
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  4. Scottie paid alottie for that thottie hottie, but she never even saw his penis

    By Skytalker,
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  5. I don't rightly know if puttin' tabasco on my horse's butthole will make him pop a boner but, Mister, I'm fixin' to find out.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. One time I found a sock in the dryer that wasn't mine so I went on a quest to track down the owner and it turns out it was mine after all, just not one of the ones I was wearing.

    By LesterPipps,
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  7. I like my women like I like my grandfather; I wanna fuck my grandfather.

    By FartMaster420,
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  8. Mustard for my real friends. Real Turds for my musty friends.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. There's no business like slow business. We're closing down. Sale now on.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I'm so angry it's making me hungry. I'm aungry

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Loose ships auto tune lips. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon, blowing barnyard bill behind Barney’s before busting boatloads betwixt bountiful breasts

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  13. If you want to be my lover/ first you gotta eat my ass/ use a bib meant for lobster/ watch escaping gas!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. For what I had done, they said I should be given a medal. But I turned my back, threw my dildo down in the dust...and walked away.

    By slowestjogger,
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  15. Walruses have bones in their dicks./ Dogs have bones in their dicks./ Gorillas have bones in their dicks./ Humans don’t have bones in their dicks./ Science.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. No, guys, I’m literally colorblind.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  17. If you’re refusing to slurp up curdled milk from shag carpeting, how do you expect to have the balls to lead a robot uprising, Evil Roomba?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush

    By adamgryphon,
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  19. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck got a little bit of help from some friends?

    By Friend of P,
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  20. Mary had a little lamb I suppose she’s no longer vegan

    By Friend of P,
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  21. Tacos are just burrito sliders.

    By The Real Fartcop,
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  22. I picked a pack of wild peckers playing in the park, but they said they'd only peg me if I came back after dark

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  23. Excuse me, I've been shopping for a new pocket pussy but I was wondering if I could have your pizza pocket instead, it's making daddy feel all sorts of ways

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  24. In reality, the trip was kind of slow and predictable. We sort of just played the same music over and over again. If I’m being honest with myself, it’s probably the main reason I developed a debilitating drug habit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. One great way to cut out the middle man is by baking your bread just a little longer so you get a loaf of toast!

    By Schnickpot,
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