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1. I serve at the pleasure of the president of whoever makes funyuns

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2. Groin-droid sez: "Duff my kraken!"

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3. Look at the man to your left, now look at the man to your right... yep, you're the meat in a man sandwich

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4. More confusing than Skynets reasoning not to kill Sarah Connor in primary school...

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5. Transcendental movements, direct meditation, bowel messaging. TMs, DMs, BMs, I don't give a crap anymore!

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6. This is gonna be like that Seinfeld ep. where the whole gang got cooties and signed a suicide pact that paid off in the 3rd season finale when..

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7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a rusty knife full’a herpes does a pretty good job too.

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8. Godammit Bruno Mars, that dragon only had 2 days to go until his retirement! How could you!! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

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9. Call me Ishmael. On second thought, call me Bradley.

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10. Golly gee, golly gorsh, you gotta try my grandma's borcht.

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11. Heavens to mittelschmerz! I'm ovulating!

    By JohnnyChaCha, February 17, 2015
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12. Spandexed foes in spreadeagled pose oppose all clothes yet oft repose half dozed in grandiose pantihose. Or so I'm told.

    By KrangkaDelic, February 17, 2015
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13. They say the gravitational pull of a black hole is so strong nothing can escape. Be that as it may, it's been an honor serving with you, Cap'n Crunch.

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14. Most of the time he goes unnoticed unless he's wearing his Al Hirt t-shirt.

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15. Herbert Morales be like all up in yo' butt, huh?

    By KrangkaDelic, February 17, 2015
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16. Smoke Potterman sayz: 'Take me to your weed dealer, guys!" hash tag ... uhhhh HASH!!!

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17. All that we see or seem is but a stream of cream within a dream about steam.

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18. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner butt cum is made.

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19. This next reading comes from the Gospel according to Jim.

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20. I blame society (Society is the name of my Armenian roommate who forgot to pay the rent bill. AGAIN!).

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21. Shut up, Jiblet Joe! Nobody likes you OR your stupid commemorative plate collection!

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22. Boys rule and girls drool. So sayeth I, the creepy dentist.

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23. It's Adam and Eve, not Madame and Steve. Steve ain't sharing no ribs with some puppet.

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25. If Jesus could turn water into wine, then he could turn anything into beats.

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