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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm Nora the glaff ass hemp seed type of goy

    By greazey_bob,
    • 0 replies
    • 577 views

  2. After her terrible rendition of, "Dust in the Wind," Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 3 replies
    • 801 views

  3. I'm not crying. These are just tear-shaped jellyfish.

    By Lamprey,
    • 0 replies
    • 534 views

  4. Two Springs forward, three Falls back. I still haven't paid off the interest on last year's Daylight Saving Time!

    By Lamprey,
    • 0 replies
    • 526 views

  5. Motherfuckers wanna laugh.

    By rollerskatetrain,
    • 11 replies
    • 2646 views

  6. I'm Scott auckerman, your tour guide through the cosmos.... Sorry

    By alexnoble,
    • 1 reply
    • 979 views

  7. Rated G, For Her Pleasure.

    By coconutphone,
    • 1 reply
    • 778 views

  8. That was the day we realized it wasn't an act of terrorism; it wasn't an inside job; it was merely... Fawlty Towers.

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 629 views

  9. I was telling my friend about a dream I had. Then I realized I was telling my friend about a dream I had. I'd like to take this chance to apologize

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 559 views

  10. Cool science fact: a COMPLETELY broken clock is correct two times a day... whereas a SLIGHTLY broken clock can distort space/time itself.

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 739 views

  11. Por que? I don't even know 'ue!

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 582 views

  12. I don't want to alarm you, Jewish Jack Bauer, but security has been alerted of a mohel in the ranks of the Brit Milah.

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 578 views

  13. I dulled Occam's razor from too much cutting, and now it's just more of a bludgeoning tool.

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 583 views

  14. Golly, I've really buttered the bread THIS time!

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 589 views

  15. I'll have what she's having. Extra napkins, please.

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 612 views

  16. You fools! Have you any idea the chaos you've wrought?

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 730 views

  17. I kissed a boy and I liked it--my name's Scott Aukerman and I'm a former lesbian.

    By Dabney2016,
    • 0 replies
    • 742 views

  18. What say we hit the town and trip the light Fandango. That's right; I have advance tickets for an encore screening of The Croods.

    By CPiz,
    • 0 replies
    • 483 views

  19. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man go fish and he will ask if you have any threes.

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
    • 0 replies
    • 562 views

  20. The retraction of "God Bless" is "Dog Sselb"

    By Queef_Masheen,
    • 0 replies
    • 710 views

  21. I decree enough time has passed where we can start eating salsa from New York City again.

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
    • 0 replies
    • 553 views

  22. If you're tired of falling in lava, just mine more couch cushions!

    By SamTaurone,   
    • 0 replies
    • 906 views

  23. Jonathan, more like Jon gained alittle weight so maybe we should be nice to him today

    By JaJunk,
    • 0 replies
    • 557 views

  24. This guest-toff vest-off best of chest off tires even my sence of pewtered irony, eh The Spinster Murphy? Send us news of our victory.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 488 views

  25. Creak. Slam. Sit.

    By gerbicide,
    • 0 replies
    • 1227 views
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