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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Listen here, you already are.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 669 views

  2. Balloons are just super tiny condoms.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 646 views

  3. My OCD demands that I touch everything exactly 6 times. I'm the worst kind of sexist...

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 750 views

  4. If you're feeling whack and smack dab in a puddle of paddles, better slap on some spanks and prepare yourself for a buffet of belting.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 811 views

  5. Feel the heat. Smell the scents. Light the candles. You just baked a cake!

    By AlbertXII,
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    • 841 views

  6. SOCK IT TO MEEE?! WITH SCIENCE?!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 731 views

  7. If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity, all I need is a..

    By greazey_bob,   
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    • 673 views

  8. If I had a dollar for every thing I should have done, I would have but one dollar. And one butt dollar.

    By Stipewad,
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    • 808 views

  9. I don’t give a darn what Paul Reiser's catchphrase is. Triple murder should be outlawed!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 617 views

  10. The Illuminati can pretend Paul Reiser didn’t play the titular role of Mama in Mama's Family, but I've seen the title credits.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 691 views

  11. Isn't it strange there's never been a comedian named Paul Reiser?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 636 views

  12. I've heard of "Welcome to the Machine". I've heard of "Welcome to the Jungle." I've even heard of...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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    • 665 views

  13. Pet Shop Boyyyyyyys ASEMBLE! It's gift puppy return season.

    By Traven Falos,
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    • 560 views

  14. Apollos' creed? I ain't taking this star belt off for YEARS.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 572 views

  15. Our scene, yo - be black, the jays we smoke be carsonogenic; we don't need no laugh track for tonight our guests are Gary Larson and Tim & Eric

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 1106 views

  16. Verily, verily, I say to thee, know'st thou what mine eyes hath seen? Your fly is open.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 623 views

  17. Hello my little diaper babies,

    By kindlerslist,
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    • 689 views

  18. Anything is explosive if you put your mine to it.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  19. Just found out that MC stands for "master of ceremonies." That should be all the evidence I need to allow MC Hammer to officiate my funeral.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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    • 695 views

  20. My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy -- OH GOD I'M HAVING A STROKE

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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    • 624 views

  21. If this van's a rocking, go ahead and come a knocking, I invited Steven Tyler to play his solo work!

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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    • 540 views

  22. So Everybody Loves Raymond and Everybody Hates Chris? I'd like to see those two go mano e Romano.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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    • 569 views

  23. Due to an anonymous retroactive copyright lawsuit we're legally obligated to change the name of the show from Comedy Doggy Dogg to Comedy Wolfy Wolf.

    By chidedneck,
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    • 996 views

  24. Actuality. Yes. Up. Yeah. Continuing.

    By ConnerOzer,
    • 2 replies
    • 896 views

  25. He's got electric boots a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magaz-INE, Scottie 2 Hottie

    By bobo_frank,
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