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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When do you think they started doing civil war re-enactments? It would be weird if it was like a week after the real one ended

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. Just because you’ve had a kid, doesn’t automatically make you an expert on parenting. If anything, it makes you someone that’s careless with jizm.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  3. Procrastination is a dish best served some other time.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  4. Hugh's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf. Fuckin' scaredy-cat.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. We're here for a funnel time, not a long ol' time. Hi and welcome to funnel time - the very short podcast for funnel owners and funnel lovers alike.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. My favorite Blues Clues episode is the one when they solve the murder using DNA from the killer's semen. SPOILER ALERT: It was Steve

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  7. I bet clown funerals are fucking hilarious. Tiny hearses, squirting flowers, etc. ...too bad they all go to Hell.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  8. Alright people, let's move! I want hotdogs up in thirty!

    By Facelist,
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  9. What is up? Hotdog.

    By Facelist,
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  10. The autocorrect on my phone doesn't allow profanity but I don't really give a shirt

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Dunston Checks In, but he doesn't check out

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I told her to treat me like a Shake Weight, she put me in the closet for 8 months

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. For Sale: Baby shoes. I make baby shoes.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. If you throw a boomerang just after you're born, it'll return just before you die of your cool new boomerang wound.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. I can fit my entire hand inside a jar of marmalade.

    By Facelist,
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  16. When it's said "they"  say coconut water tastes like seimien. Is it the same "they" who says you have to wait half hour before swimming,  after eating?

    By Facelist,
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  17. If Paul Simon married Aaron Paul his name might be Paul Paul.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. My niece is a geese

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Charlie Brown was never potty trained. Hence “Brown.” And hence “Pee Nuts.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Ironically, I got poked in the eye at the Poconos.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. The podcaster’s podcast

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Skittles give me shittles, gumdrops make my bum slop & Kit-Kats make my shit splat so pass the Reese’s Pieces so the feces ceases!

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. The shark begged for chum, and I chame all over his face

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. The backlash over Backdraft got rather heated at times

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. It's funny that they call this pudding, because I'm "pudding" it in my butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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