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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Be sure to use a condom when smuggling cocaine, and only when smuggling cocaine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. One for all. Two for the Show. Three's a crowd. Four's an orgy.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. If you can shit in a public rest room, you are a serial killer.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  4. Kids of Fact Haters are called Fact Hater Tots.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  5. The reason you haven’t seen Richard Simmons in a while is because now, he’s actually Pauly Shore.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  6. If I had a nickel every time I had a nickel, I'd have no nickels but I'd still have sickle cell anemia!

    By sweetdee95,
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  7. If they appoint me as pope, oh the boys I shall grope!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. It's not chivalry, it's chigiorno

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. I hope Solomon measured twice

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Come on, baby, will you please attend my bris, now? They’re gonna cut me like it’s 1986, now.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. You ever get suspicious that the delivery guy knows there’s cum in both the Mac and cheese and the rice pudding he’s giving you? If so, there probably is.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Just saw the How It's Made episode on beef jerky, pretty cut & dry

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Splish Splash I was Takin a Bath like a moron who can't bathe without making a god-damn Mess.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. If you can't do the Time then don't think you're gonna suck off Morris Day in the Green Room.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. Beyoncé was created from one of Oprah's ribs.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  16. It's probably about time to go find myself a new girlfriend. This one has holes in it.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  17. I guess Batman is cool to be out all night because he doesn't have a bedtime anymore

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. You say "Bug Spray" & I say "Insect Repellent" Let's call the whole thing "Off"

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  19. ....When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Jesus was riding a hoverboard.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  20. If you want more gravy just give us a wavey

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. It would tickle me pink, if you werqed my dink!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. When Jesus was washing his 12 Apostles' feet, how do you think he hid his boner

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. A cop pulled me over last night. I hate being a blue sweater

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  24. Candy is dandy but Fentanyl wins ten to nil

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  25. In the land of the blind man, Helen Keller will cut a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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