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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Brevity is really important because when you’re being witty, it’s super preferable to not use too many words to do that and when you use too many words it’s less witty so that’s why it’s good to use brevity when being humorous. Furthermore -

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. EAT your GARBANZO, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. Just stole a Capri-Sun from my ex-wife’s refrigerator. It was liberating. Still…not equivalent to that time she took my house.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  5. Clifford's big red lipstick đź’„

    By Facelist,
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  6. I never see missing kids on milk cartons anymore. Guess we found them all. Good work, gang!

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  7. I am the number one fan of Hoobastank yet here I am

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. This job does not offer any benefits except maybe the benefit of the doubt.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Thanks to autocorrect, my girlfriend is sucking my clock. I had no idea I was into this.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Strawberry Shortcake had a boyfriend; Strawberry Longcake.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. I'm more than just a pretty wiener, you know.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. "Eat a bag of dicks" is such an antiquated insult. Oh no, free food, what a drag

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I get it, we aren’t allowed to try on bathing suits directly on the bare skin of our junk. But my skin has a protective barrier of scabs!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. We were beaten at the deli. It was a truncheon luncheon.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. You boys want some eggs? This is my new pickup line.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Little pig, little pig, let me come rim. Rub your hole with the hair on my chinny chin chin.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  17. Meet me in St. Louie and I'll chewy on your hooey.

    By Dr. C. Harp Glissando,
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  18. When I finally found Waldo, he had a visible erection, and I forgot why I'd been hunting him

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Maybe I'm not perfect. But they say practice is perfect, and I've been called a "practice guy"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Star Trek was totally unbelievable. I mean, come on. ALIENS?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. There’s a Communist Party in my pants and everyone is equally invited.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  22. Thank you to Papa Roach

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. I will never play the Banjo!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  24. Long time pisser, first time fondler

    By sweetdee95,
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  25. UNLESS MY BODY SUDDENLY TRANSFORMS INTO A TRENDY RESTAURANT, DON’T YOU DAAAARE PATRONIZE ME!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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