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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Everybody shut up, it’s time to laugh now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 181 views

  2. If you wanna roll with us you better learn how to drift

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 223 views

  3. Captain America ripping a log in half isn't the only thing that gets me hard, but it never fails

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 3 replies
    • 222 views

  4. What did the envelope say to the stamp? Nothing, they were both victims of 9/11

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  5. If he had Vegeta on that shirt, this never would have happened...Just Saiyan

    By Cabbage Bitch,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  6. At the base of the column of the spine, you're coccyx

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 201 views

  7. It was the best of times, it was the Fred Durst of times.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
    • 1 reply
    • 217 views

  8. I took two different vaccines yes. But it has only modernized my boner.

    By Facelist,
    • 1 reply
    • 215 views

  9. There's a Covid outbreak... in my pants!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  10. Please sign this NDA here and initial here before I can share this week's catchphrase with you.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  11. I just jerked off while violently sobbing. Talk about a conflict of interest.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 198 views

  12. No, I just give people hickies. You're looking for the other kind of Necromancer.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  13. Some people say I’m a Dreamer. While other, more intelligent people, say I’m a “Narcoleptic”.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  14. Goonies never say “Die”. Except for in this particular instance, when Goonies are explaining what Goonies never say.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 198 views

  15. Don't be fooled by our guests; the small business owners convention is down the hall on your left, across from the armoire that's hosting a business owners who are physically small convention.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
    • 0 replies
    • 190 views

  16. Contortionist drug addicts can snort coke off their own asses. But it could lead to a huge crack problem.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 171 views

  17. Just yelled "Beetlejuice" into a cave, now we wait

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 163 views

  18. My favorite method of execution would be "beaten to death with my own dead body."

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 159 views

  19. Yes, I’m an acrobatic prostitute. Yes, my birth name is Lickety Split. Go ahead, I’ve heard all the jokes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 231 views

  20. I was gonna go freshen up my coffee but I decided I'd just get older instead

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 159 views

  21. We are not an AI. How could you say that about us?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 145 views

  22. You can knock on the back door, but please enter through the front.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 205 views

  23. Not all fake men eat quiche, capisce?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 146 views

  24. Jellyfish don’t have any joints. But it’d be a whole lot cooler if they did, man.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 0 replies
    • 187 views

  25. People that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw surprise parties.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 0 replies
    • 182 views
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