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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Where I come from, fighting fire with fire...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. "Siri, gimme a time stamp for the stripping scene in True Lies."

    By 5318008,
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  3. People rooting for you to throw in the towel usually change their tune when they see you aren't wearing anything underneath that towel.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. I, Scott Aukerman, am a huge… I’m not saying that catchphrase.

    By ShuksanDawn,
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  5. I'm two nipples short of a cow!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  6. I've decided to replace my genitalia with a starched white hood. Please don't judge me, I'm Klansgender.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 540 views

  7. The tree's bark is worse than it's bite. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By MoBurns,
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  8. I'm not a big fan of any type of education, but...that never stopped me from drinking fruit soda.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier? I barely know her!

    By dafteskimo,
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  10. I hope he likes 'em, cause my girlfriend says my eyelashes look real!

    By ErinBuchholz,
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  11. So tasty, even a committed vegan will want to tear into this juicy meat.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  12. H20... it's the Mickey Mouse of molecules.

    By JacobHunt,
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  13. Kulap, I'm cheating on you. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Gym Sockerman,
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  14. Fun Fact: Creamy Peanut Butter is made from Mr. Peanut's "sex juice" and Chunky Peanut Butter is made from his poo.

    By BananaNutNed,
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  15. If you're not going to tickle the dingleberry, I don't even know why you came.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  16. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge an hourly rate for lessons.

    By Colt,
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  17. I Don't Need Edgar Wright....

    By afacewithaview,
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  18. Attention...this is Vice Principal ‘Rapping’ Scott Aukerman…...All you whack motherfuckers in Ms. Johnson’s 2nd grade class better stop, drop and..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  19. MUSICAL GUEST: DONKEY

    By klobbermang,
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  20. Comedy Rainbow is made possible by a grant from Kellogg's, who urges you to explore the joys of reading, funding for the series is also provided by...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  21. Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight. Wear something sluttier.

    By VajayjayLeno,   
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  22. Tell me when we go down the mine; tell me Kuato, Kuato, Kuato

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Wow, your parlour sounds RAD, spider, thanks for the invite; just give me 2 minutes to finish licking this turd and i'll buzz right over.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. I had a delicious sandwich for lunch today, the only problem is I kept cutting my mouth on the sharp cheddar. Welcome to comedaaaah my mouth!

    By 00blum,   
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  25. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special all "jukebox jury" episode of comedy pants pants!

    By ieatpants,
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