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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Now you can farm fish in your own house! Our new sponsor, HomeSchool, sends you everything you need, every month, to harvest your own salmon, from spawning to gutting!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. I appreciate your enthusiasm..., but I'll tell it where it puts the lotion.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  3. Silicone rubber? I don’t even silicone know ‘er!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I hope no one CANCELS me for any of my SAVAGE catchphrases.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. If it looks like I’m hard it’s just a canard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Instead of always taking one step forward and two steps back, boost your productivity and progress by staying put

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. The new album from Pound Foolish has hit #1. Let's see how he deals with new found fame and fortune.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  8. The solution is the problem, Dr. Jekyll.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  9. I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire!

    By firstladyogrady,
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  10. Ladies and Gentlemen, the superior race is the 5K... its not too too long and your helping a cause.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  11. I’m Groot Gingrich

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  12. First there was ‘dick.’ Then there was ‘fuck.’ They portmanteaued and that’s how we got ‘duck.’

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. An insult from garrison keillor is called a “fiddle me diss”

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  14. My steampunk undies chafe pretty bad around the brass fixtures but if you look through the magnifying glass porthole my dick looks nearly average size.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. Hi, I'm Comedy Bang Bang. You might be wondering how I got into this situation. Well, it's a long story, and it involves several small business owners.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  16. Sir, I would accept your duel challenge if I wasn't so riddled with self-doubt and STDs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Loving fun isn't a crime. What was Huey Morgan worried about?

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Vaping isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Mickey Mouse should be public domain by now. It’s egregious.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. I’ll bring the whole Mickey Mouse House to trial if i have too!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. What’s really messed up is that Disney got its start animating public domain stories, copywriting them, then lobbying for half a century so that those copyrights never expire. Those characters will likely never reenter the public domain.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Disney can suck it. #releasethemouse

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Rhonda’s jaundice from embossing was far from spotless, but her bodice was intaglioed with awesome walrus polish, which, though frail and thoughtless, was all but flawless.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Ladies and Gentlemen, the superior race is the 5K... its not too too long and your helping a cause.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  25. Our zombie baby won't grow up, and we're exhausted.

    By Pound Foolish,
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