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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Truth be told, I'd prefer a milkshake that kept all the boys the hell off my lawn

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. PFT : I don’t do Ice-T anymore because cultural appropriation is bad. ALSO PFT: I looove ‘Hamilton’!

    By tylersmith86,
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    • 216 views

  3. Once I left everything to Beaver. I’ll never make that mistake again.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Stop doing weird things with food.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. The first laugh is always free.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  6. The password is "classword", but the CLASS WORD is 'password'.

    By AaronSinger,
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  7. Splitting further apart from our actual selves. Our perfectly edited sayings. Our brilliant comments and gorgeous tops. Our perfect, proper penises. Our voluptuous, venerable vaginas. Our wildest, wettest dreams becoming digital little realities.

    By AaronSinger,
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  8. If it's not blue, you know what to do - cover it in mangoo.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  9. Give me your weirdos, your freaks, your poor huddled asses.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 327 views

  10. When life gives you entrepreneurs, throw lemons, shade.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 305 views

  11. Short through the heart and you're to blame: I won't date under 5 foot 8.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  12. If George Carlin heard this show, he'd be shitting in his grave.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  13. Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was pie, my Chevy was pie and all my whiskey was pie, what just, loving God would do this?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. If Debbie did a double-decker Dallas dickin', how many Dallas dicks did Debbie double-deck?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. No, not home! A bar! With scientologists!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Beard trimmer shorted out and I tripped a circuit. There’s unholy strength in these pubis follicles.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. It’s very important that you don’t interrupt me because I’m a grade-A asshole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. How down, Hamburger?

    By theschweeg,
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  19. Some Lord of the Lands who fancies himself a culinary artiste put salad in my ranch dressing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Past the teeth and over the gums, look out Mary, the Lord is come

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. I don’t “troll” on social media. Unless you mean self con-trol.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. When I poop my pants, it's like angels came down by way of a huge messy mudslide with a lot of partially digested food in there too.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. You can take the beans of out burrito, but you can't take the burrito out of the foil when its still hot.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. Nowhere on the menu does it say the hot wings necessarily have to be from chickens. Cockroaches have wings too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. hashtag cancel cats

    By Turtleshark,
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