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1. Went to a Seal concert. It was 80 minutes of 'Kiss From A Rose' and 10 minutes of him bouncing a beachball on his nose while clapping his flappers.

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2. too much bang, not enough buck

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3. I'm not Scott Aukerman and this is not Comedy Bang Bang. I'm a liar and a sociopath, don't believe a goddamn word I say. This is for your own safety.

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4. I'm a white man livin in a black man's trashcan.

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5. they destroyed everything i own now its my turn for revenge

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6. With the high prices of gas, I think we'd be better off drinking water.

   By Colt, September 8, 2013
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7. Mamma mia! Where's my mozzarella?!?

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8. No one ever pays me in BJ's

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9. Puuut on your Aukerman, here comes Aukerman. Its soooo much Aukerman to celebraaate Aukerman.

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10. Congress says go ahead and listen because comical wea-puns were used..

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11. To Denver the Last Dinosaur, our world is post-apocalyptic

    By Johnny Unusual, September 5, 2013
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12. I went backstage at an MC Hammer concert in 1990 and..it turns out you CAN touch this if you're unchaperoned..this hacky joke brought to you by Clorox

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13. If I told you that you have a beautiful body...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, September 5, 2013
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14. Any of you friendly folks move, in a little closer, and I'll meet and greet every motherfucking last one of you!.

    By SolGoldman, September 5, 2013   

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15. I would like to ask all listeners and friends of the show to join me in raising a glass...

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16. a purple bell that is clean of nicks, scratches, or dings...

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17. Take it from someone who knows; if you're going to donate your organs...

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18. I can't even comprehend the force that doth torture me.

    By spaceball87, September 4, 2013
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19. You're not going to get away with giving birth to me, mother.

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20. Woody Allen here. I'm filling in for your regular host, Scott Aukerman, who's visiting my mother's grave, as I advised him.

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21. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By PrestonBJThomas, September 4, 2013   

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22. Aukerman is dead. Long live Aukerman!

    By Dan Milway, September 4, 2013
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23. For the next 90 minutes, the song 'Your Woman' by White Town. Hit it, Rockapella!

    By Kevinpalooza, September 3, 2013
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24. Catchphrase

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25. Let us now praise famous men, placing golden trumpets upon their heads foolishly, for no purpose but for our mirth.

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