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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I tried to blow bubbles and hug babies, instead I hugged bubbles and went to prison forever

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now if only we knew which fruit worked on werewolves

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  3. The difference between me and Humpty Dumpty is, I'm alive. And not an egg. And I don't live under fealty to an incompetent monarch.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. I bought glasses to be taken seriously, so now they're seriously lodged in my colon.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. Peter Piper pickled his pecker, or at least it tastes that way.

    By Slappywhite,
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  6. If possession is nine-tenths of the law then that means those 4 fellas I met at Applebee's last night each own 22.5 percent of my virginity.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  7. Actually, Loch Ness is the name of the doctor

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. IF THE CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD AGAIN, ARREST IT FOR JAYCOCKING.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Everyone talks about how Family Guy is problematic but no one ever says how effed up it is that Stewie wants to murder Lois.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. As God is my witness, you’ll never be horny again.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. To quote my high school ex-girlfriend, "We never dated.  We were never friends.  Please get off my boyfriend's porch."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  12. Axel Foley is a cop. Mick Foley is a wrestler. Dave Foley is a kid in the hall. Foley Moly is that family talented.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  13. I don't know how to say cunnilingus in sign language and something tells me I should never learn.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  14. Tennis elbow is a pain but I'd take it any day over bocce anus

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  15. Once I found a husband I chopped dem titties right off.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  16. When it comes to lunch, eatin' ain't cheating, but when it comes to farts, beefin' ain't queefing. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  17. I'll tell you the news for a handful of pubes!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. My doctor misdiagnosed my I.B.S. and chronic fatigue, but it explains why I'm too tired to clean the shit out my jeans. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  19. Oh so when a kid naps, that’s all normal. But when I kidnap it’s horrible?! Whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. This cake is an insult. It doesn’t look like my butt at all.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. I am half as qualified and twice the price of a therapist.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. My talent is spinning one nipple tassel clockwise, another counter-clockwise, and still another in a figure eight. Oh, and I have three tits.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. Then I left a bee, now I'm a bee leaver

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. The second-hand bookstore wouldn’t take my used pornographic magazines, but they did take American Express, which I used to buy more used pornographic magazines.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Dumpster dildos function as well as, if not better than, a fancy new dildo.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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