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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The feet are the vagina of the sole. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 188 views

  2. Aquaman is such a poser... dude's trying waaaaay too hard to make WETLANTIS "a thing."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Inside of you there are two wolves, and it’s pretty obvious those are just people dressed as wolves. This is gross and I am not watching anymore of this. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. You can lead this horse to water, AND make it drink. This horse will do anything you ask, so get weird with it.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Remember, remember the fifth of Jack Daniels

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Darkness makes the light shine brighter. That flashlight stuck in my ass must be blinding.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  7. Every nude beginning comes from my mother’s big ol' rear-end.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. maybe werewolves are just mad because they also get their periods around that time

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. So what if I left the scene of the accident? It's not like you can recapitate.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 176 views

  10. The candle that burns twice as bright is indicative of a worsening gas leak, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 129 views

  11. Nanny nanny foo foo

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 176 views

  12. For every spider you eat in your sleep, there's a hundred more you're not eating

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  13. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by the implausible monetization of basically nothing

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. I can guarantee you, if I haven’t given you a handjob you don’t even know what a handjob is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. If global warming is such a big problem then how come I’m ignoring it?!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I don’t have a pot to piss in but thankfully I have a toilet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I don’t have a pot to piss in or a toilet to make soup in.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 172 views

  18. God was the original body builder.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Welcome to The Sexy Zoo starring Hot Otterman!

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  20. Thanks for tuning in to Please Throw My Tiny Balls starring Pop A Shotterman!

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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    • 159 views

  21. Fuck, I did one that was already a Parks and Rec joke, how do I delete shit

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. I put on women’s underwear one leg-hole thingy at a time, just like everybody else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. The devil's in the details, but it's ok because Link is in the description and he's got the Master Sword

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 128 views

  24. Give a man a fish, and he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, and eventually his wife will leave him, and then you can fuck his ex.

    By Slappywhite,
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  25. Every journey starts with a single step. That's also how they end. Therefore it's impossible to know which is which. Just sit back down.

    By StopEatingBees,
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