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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I just want “I Just Want My Pants Back” back.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Bazinga

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 191 views

  3. Penis pump on the front, butt pump on the rump, I’m gonna ride til I can’t no more

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 190 views

  4. Pummel me with pumice... gone be the last of the hummus. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I had a great idea for a sex toy company until Beyond Meat came along and stole my name

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Did I stutter?! No, seriously, I have a speech disorder and short-term memory loss.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Thanks to repetition, my happiness is now inexorably linked to hand clapping. It hurts so much

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. My preferred pronouns are this/job and sucks, amIright?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Jesus Dr. Melman, the last guy who filled my cavities just wanted 20 bucks and a ride home

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Pepsi was found dead in its apartment Friday night, guess it WASN'T okay

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. You know when you try to poop, and nothing comes out except a fist-sized mass of live ticks? What?! No, me either.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. MILK MILK MORE MILK / GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MILK

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Born too late to explore earth and born too soon to explore space. But hey, we've got Tony Danza and fidget spinners.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  14. "Ay Papi" is either a sexy saying or a serious health condition.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  15. Fat Albert, you’re just like that infertile cat; no kitten.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. My mind is tellin' me no, but my body... Oh. Actually, it turns out they both say no.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. I've evolved. So now I just say, "Dirty Knees." then lift my shirt. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  18. Let me remove my La Brea-ssiere and show you the fossils in my tar pits.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. If you like the pants I keep in my pantry, you'll love what I've got in my country

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. If you think it's tough finding the exit at your local IKEA, do try and avoid IKEA NORTH KOREA.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. From death ray to bang bang, from beater to A-frame; this Jason Mantz' tattoo on my calf shows where my 'nong hangs. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  22. You and your butt boys can go throw baseballs somewhere else. This field is for dreams.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 380 views

  24. Houston, we have a pizza

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 170 views

  25. They call it "kidnapping" but it involves very little if any napping

    By Turtleshark,
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