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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Don’t knock it ‘til you try it,” the door sign read.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. On today's episode we probably discuss bodily fluids, where they're coming out of, and whether or not they should be.

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 256 views

  3. Slap a scarlet J on my chest, cause I'm jackin' it to "Father Knows Best."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Give me your hands if we be friends, but give me yo titties if ye be twins.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I'd be hella remiss if I didn't shake my maternal gifts like this!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. One of us tells only truth, the other only lies! The admission of which... sorta means I'm the truth guy. Dammit. Just go left.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Yo mamma is so ugly she may be entitled to compensation

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Hey The Kinks- get with the times, nobody knows what a “party line” is anymore

    By Kevllis,
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  11. Our show will begin in a moment so deafen yourself now. You’ll be glad you did.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Jeopardy rules have changed! You no longer have to start your answers with “what is…” but you must end all answers with “…and shit.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but every one of those ways ends in a serious uproar about animal rights.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. No, Tomatoes, please!!!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Watch me whip my nay nay

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!!!! YEEAA!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? NyQuil

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Shoutout to buffalo for being the first LGBTQ allies, raising strong and sexy bi-sons for nearly 2 million years.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. Our hearts and prayers go out to menstruating hemophiliacs everywhere.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, get me a drink! But it's also breakfast somewhere, so put eggs in it.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. A dance crew walks into a bar, and they get SERVED

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Tell me I matter while I empty my bladder.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. I actually hate practical effects.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Trying to convince my dad to get a divorce so I can make some step-brother porn.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Call me the fed because my rate of interest has been at 0% for a long time and shows no sign of increasing.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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