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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Kill kill bo bill banana fanna fo fill me my mo mill KIIILLLL

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Comedy. Comm. eh. Dee. Comedy. Could you use it in a sentence please?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Call it “Urine-Us” or call it “Your-Anus;” there’s no way out of THIS astrological potty joke.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. My bra’s a little tight in the crotch.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. Open up, cocksuckers, cause here comes Big Buford!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Get those hands off my tankini, and get those glands on this dank weenie.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Netflix and chill; Roku and butt stuff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy

    By Nebulanus,
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  9. I don’t like documentaries, or rockumentaries but I love a good meet-the-fockumentary.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. How many blowjobs do I have to give in this town before I land an unpaid internship?!?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Sadly, due to the necessity of remote learning, many college freshman are having to ookie their own cookies.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Can I get a refunge on my non-fungibles?

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. People tune into police scanners all the time but I wouldn't - those things make your head explode. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Is Boise, Idaho noisy? I dunno.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. The only thing we have to fear is that weird guy with the machine gun across the street. I’m going to distract him by throwing this squirrel at him. Wish me luck.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. Before I went pro-noun I was strictly amateur. Just in it for the love of the nouns baby.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Funge me like one of your French tokens.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. When the people create customs, norms, and behaviors that are acceptable to a society or social group that's a more.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. People don't respect adverbs.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Please don't say "drunk as a skunk" again. I may be a varmint, but I'm also in recovery.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. U wanna get this 'gurt, u best build me a yurt!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Strap me to a van and make it loud

    By BobDole96,
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  23. They say you should never trust a fart...but what have farts ever done to poo?

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  24. Can U talk for a sec? If I mix U a margarita can U talk for a triple sec?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Voila! This foie gras, with mirepoix which cost a lot of moolah is filled with pooh-la

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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