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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Before we get started, I just wanted to let you all know both the author and reader of this catchphrase have pretty nice-sized dicks.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Before we get to our first guest, let’s take a moment to remember that wombats have cube-shaped poop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Before we start I just want to say I love my ex-stepfather Bob Ducca. This one's for you.

    By Derelict,
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  4. Before we start the show today, I'd like to apologize profusely to all of our listeners for what I am about to do...mother, you made me do this.

    By StarlaRugburn,
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  5. Before we start the show, I need to address some remarks I made last week that I now recognize were insensitive and inflammatory... (CONTINUED)

    By MrMike,
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  6. Before we start, I'd just like to send our thoughts and prayers to the loved ones of the late Pete Holmes.

    By FuriousATG,
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  7. Before we start, what everyone needs to know is that I'm a really, really cool guy.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. Before we take this to the next level you should know my family has the jazz hands gene.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Before you ask - yes its a birthmark, and yes its contagious.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Before you ask, yes, they're real.

    By Hot Dog,
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  11. Before you call me a misogynist for disliking the new Ghostbusters, I'd like to point out how much I love pussy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Which is precisely why I never talk shit about Clowns or Strippers.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  13. Before you dress for the job you want, not the job you have, be sure to consult your work's dress code.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. Before you dump, sump pump.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. This will strengthen your punchin' muscles. NOW you're ready to kill the bastards.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Before you judge a man for drinking chamomile, try walking a camel mile on his camel toes.

    By benevolentcannibal,
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  17. Before you judge Dr. Frankenstein, jog a mile in his shoes. That way, he can reanimate the dead body you find whilst jogging, plus you have his shoes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Before you judge Garfield maybe you should get neutered on a Monday.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Before you jump to any conclusions, yes, there is a moose antler in my ass but it was consensual.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Before you let your kids use the internet. . .

    By AMPhibian,   
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  21. Beggars can't be choosers, preggers can't be boozers and neggers all are losers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Beggars can't be Hoosiers. Mr. Hackman has a very strict rule about this, I'm sorry.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Begin as you mean to go nong

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Begorrah, begosh, Colin Farrell likes to nosh.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Beguile me while you make the vile pile... spilling hot bile inside my mile-long rot aisle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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