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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your eyes are so beautiful and blue, that I can taste the ocean. Oh, my apologies dear, that is just my synesthesia acting up again.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  2. Your face is ugly, but your brainwaves are so pretty.

    By Duhg,
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    • 803 views

  3. Your father farted so hard it deployed the National Guard.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. your favourite food is someones least favourite food and if you meet them you have to have a wet tissue eating contest

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. Your first genie wish should be for him to kick himself in the nuts. That way, maybe he won't grant your second wish ironically.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't not playing pocket pool against the wall at the prom.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  7. Your future’s so bright because everything you care about catches fire.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Your gazpacho may be cold but it still has feelings you know.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Your gender non-specific relative has such an unusual body shape that a humorous thing can be implied about it but not a hurtful one because feelings.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Your girlfriend explaining to your friends her previously unmentioned enthusiasm for eugenics was filmed before a live studio audience.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  11. Your girth fills me with no mirth, only oodles and oodles of jizz.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 300 views

  12. Your gonuts make me donuts!

    By Dinkus Maximus,
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  13. Your grandfather died of natural causes. The railroad spikes driven through his head naturally caused his death.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Your grandfather isn't actually dead!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Your Grandma caught your Mommy kissing Santa Claus....why do you think she got run over by a reindeer?

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 224 views

  16. Your guy's alright but have you heard of Ace Smallehigh: The No-Sexing Guy?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 419 views

  17. Your hamster might be a Russian spy

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 165 views

  18. Your hard head feels so good against my wet brain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. your harpys' hair-pie makes me heave

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Your hat called. It said thank you for wearing me. I like being out in the sun.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 161 views

  21. Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Your home for Dewey Decimal Fan-Fiction

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  23. Your Honor, I can prove to the Court's satisfaction I am not a cat. And I resent the implication. Meow, we are before the Court today on a motion for sunbeams and catnip...

    By NVMcHAwk,
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    • 266 views

  24. Your honor, I object. You subject. Wii U. You jane? I, Robot Smith, Will-i-am Smith.

    By RafaelRabello,
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    • 739 views

  25. Your honor, I'm sorry, I only chopped up those fruits to please the elusive Blenderman.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 342 views
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