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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your mom made me Baklava for dessert last night. "Oooo La Laklava", I exclaimed, in delight.

    By delaneymitch,
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  2. Your Mom may be a ho, but it's not that kind of show

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 187 views

  3. Your mom probably has a butt.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 213 views

  4. Your mom sells dumbshells by the stupidshore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 348 views

  5. Your mom sells ho-shells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 266 views

  6. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 426 views

  7. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 447 views

  8. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 337 views

  9. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 253 views

  10. Your mom sells skank-shells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  11. Your mom sells suckshells by the cockshore

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 284 views

  12. Your mom told me you said you were too cool for school so I bought you this heater. Also, I'm your real father.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 829 views

  13. Your mom's girder is the girder beam in a fabulous Eiffel Tower.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 434 views

  14. Your mom's so caring, she filled my mouth with herring. She's a bird. I am too.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 217 views

  15. Your mom’s new boyfriend sang “Aruba, Jamaica - ooo I wanna date ya” on their first date.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  16. Your momma’s bottom’s so powerful, Ebenezer Scrooge has nothing on her.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 228 views

  17. Your mother & I are getting a Divorce Court dvd box set for your graduation from rehab, GRAMPA!!

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 409 views

  18. Your mother & I bonded over a common interest in the music from the T.V. show 'The Shield', amongst other things

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 434 views

  19. Your mother is so overweight she makes the figurative literal.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 204 views

  20. your mother puts the 'oo' in 'poo', your sister puts the 'ee' in 'wee' your father puts the 'um' in 'cum'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 471 views

  21. Your mother was a hamster, and your father was a hamster. That makes you a hamster too, my dear boy—and that is why we must exile you from Gerbiltown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 233 views

  22. Your mother was a hamster, and your father was also a hamster. Now get the hell away from my castle before I let the cat out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 236 views

  23. Your mother's a crisis actor. And she's up for an award! Congratulations!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 247 views

  24. Your move, butterscotch.

    By NicholasSchleder,
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    • 681 views

  25. Your mumbling excuses fell on deaf ears, while my rumbling protrusion fell on cleft rears.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 673 views
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