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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "I love catching my son's balls with my fathers old leather gloves." Baseball, America's pastime.

    By Traven Falos,
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  2. "I love you"

    By Skeevins,
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    • 935 views

  3. "I need a mouth like I need another hole in my head" -No Mouth Jones

    By fakey51,
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    • 321 views

  4. "I need to make poopy." – Thus spake young Zarathustra.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. "I remember when all this was fields." Please Mister Fields put your penis away.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. "I see," said the blind man peeing into the wind. And then he said, "Oh woops, I meant to say 'I pee' like, 'I am peeing right now.'"

    By KingOfCastle,
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  7. "I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of da crunkest clubs!" - Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrockandroll

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. "I think I'm ready for that jelly now."

    By happyamosfun,
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  9. "I took it upon myself to put this book upon myself" said the polite librarian that was bad at rapping and didn't believe in carts

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 442 views

  10. "I used to have a dream then I woke up and realized my grandmother turned off my breathing machine."

    By JasonGibson,   
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    • 778 views

  11. "I was five seconds away from retirement," I lamented, backing away from the ledge

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 163 views

  12. "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm Ms. Rubble now" said Barney's newly divorced mother

    By urbanminstrel,   
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  13. "I Was Happy In The Haze of a Drunken Hour, But Heaven Knows I'm Ms. Rubble Now" said Barney's newly divorced twin sister.

    By urbanminstrel,
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    • 449 views

  14. "I wonder how this will impact the DCEU, the Disney Channel Extended Universe"

    By SirDancelot,
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  15. "I'd like to give the world a Coke" was the catchphrase of one of Marvel's lesser-known supervillians, Diabetes Man

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. "I'd like to solve the puzzle...'Fart McHenry' No? Shit, knew I should have bought a vowel"

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 410 views

  17. "I'll make you see! I'll make them ALL see!" cackled the overly-optimistic optometrist.

    By Sex Lemonade,
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    • 202 views

  18. "I'm a half-time gardener. Show me your bush"

    By Grilled Cheese,
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  19. "I'm a henchWOMAN, thank you very much :/"

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,   
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  20. "I'm a swan!" said the silly goose. #momjoke

    By BrianBjur,
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  21. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to dock your pay, if you want your check you'll have to find the ship i placed it on"

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 340 views

  22. "I'm almost ready," said the penis inside of Tom Petty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. "I'm bringing sexy back". Damnit, Justin, this is a potluck please bring a side dish or dessert like we discussed

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 415 views

  24. "I'm Egyptian cotton, 1,000 thread count, and cover your bed"--That's what sheets said

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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    • 424 views

  25. "I'm going for a real Sign's sign," said the sign maker to the alien consultant.

    By Traven Falos,
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